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Y E S

Coming into a fandom late

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Kaminari: It hurts my Denki’s apple.

Bakugou: For the last time, it is not named after each individual person!!!

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presentation Michael has soft hands pass it on

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Dabi: WAKE ME UP

hawks: (playing recorder) WAKE ME UP INSIDE

shigaraki: CANT WAKE UP

Entire league of villains: SAVE MEEEEE

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Everyone:

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Me, a Ravenclaw, running around the common room, high on caffeine: I HAVE TO LEARN THE QUADRATIC FORMULA, HOW OLD LINCHON WAS WHEN HE ATE HIS FIRST BLUEBERRY AND THE POWER OF SATAN THE ANTICHRIST ALL BY 8 AM TOMMOROW MORNING! AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!!

my friend, a Hufflepuff, standing in the corner, scared, with a silver cross and holy water: noo. you don't. please stay away. *whispering* GRYFFINDOR FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK PLEASE HELP ME

Hufflepuff: *trying to study*

Ravenclaw: *zooming across the floor by sliding on their socks*

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hey remember that time when

tumblr tried to host a convention but

it just

didn't work?

like they did everything right

people showed up

but someone (probably the ruler of conventions) was just like

Fuck nah

#tumblr #convention #help #that was great #are gods of conventions an actual thing? #hows life #t

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as someone who corrects all of her friends grammar, EAT IT

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

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So I just walked into jb-hi-fi and I walked over to the music section.

A kid was playing Bitch Lasagna on the piano

There is still hope for this generation

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me: if dabi is revealed to be touya i want it done in an impactful and thoughtful way

my one lone brain cell pounding it’s fists on the table: shouto using blue fire shouto using blue fire shouto using bl-

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Oml oml what is this amazingness

watching the puppeteer

(it's been twelve years since one of these oh my goodness)

marinette: *playing with chat noir and ladybug dolls*

marinette: *as chat* i love you my lady

manon: he wouldn't say that

marinette: THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT CHAT WOULD SAY YOU AIN'T FIGHTING CRIME ALONG SIDE HIM YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT

marinette: i mean, let's talk about the akumas lol

manon: i like the akumas

marinette: sweetie nO

*children playing with dolls and mari wins*

manon: NO FAIR YOU ALWAYS WIN

marinette: pull ur shit together

manon: I WANNA PLAY AS LADYBUG AND SHIT NOIR

marinette: no bc u see this chat doll is my most prized posession mkay

manon: can i have the ladybug one then

marinette: i don't see why not

manon: sweet

nadja: hello my child i have returned for thee

manon: MOOOOM MARINETTE DIDN'T LET ME WIN

nadja: oh manon, you can't always expect to win

marinette: wow that's some good life advice right there if i do say so myself

nadja: anyhoo give mari her doll back

manon: *manages to rip the arm off the ladybug doll*

nadja: gdi child let's leave before you screw up again

manon: *screams about dolls and somehow manages to score the lady wifi doll from mari while her mum ain't looking*

*at the tv station thingy*

manon: *playing with lady wifi doll and a freaking ladybug magazine like good lord get this child an actual ladybug doll like where is that ml merch at*

nadja: CHILD DID YOU TAKE ONE OF MARINETTE'S DOLLS GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

manon: *le cry and scream*

hawkmoth: aaah, what could be more pure than an innocent child's emotions?

hawkmoth:

hawkmoth:

hawkmoth: lol learned that one from neglecting my son

hawkmoth: hey there smol bean how would you like to be my new child

manon: sounds legit

*BOOM AKUMA

*at subway train station thingy*

alya: LOOK IT'S ADRIEN

marinette: o shit waddup

alya: *fucking FLINGS them onto the same train like wow*

*meanwhile manon is being a creepy little shit elsewhere*

marinette: god damn look at adrien that's a fine piece of ass right there hooo boy i do enjoy looking at him

adrien: *waves*

marinette: OH SWEET BABY JESUS I C AN'T HAND LE THIS BOY

alya: *gets transformed into lady wifi by manon*

marinette: o shit waddup

adrien: oh no one of my only friends is in danger i better help

*bada bing bada boom cat boy is here*

marinette: o boy i better transform

marinette: tikki, spo-

chat noir: HEY THERE PAL WHAT DID LADY WIFI SAY TO YOU

marinette: sweet jiminy you scared the dickens out of me

marinette: anyways yeah lady wifi reminded me of this one bitch who was talking shit this morning and she's tryna get my ladybug and chat noir dolls

chat noir: omg wait you made a chat noir doll

chat noir: that's really adorable hold on

chat noir: let me relish in this moment forever

chat noir: someone actually cares about me

chat noir:

chat noir:

chat noir: and the feeling of loneliness and utter despair is back

chat noir: anyways i should probably get those dolls so where do you live

marinette: at the swankiest bakery in town

chat noir: okay thanks good to know for future reference

marinette:

chat noir: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

marinette:

chat noir: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

chat noir: gotta blast *run runs*

marinette: shit tikki we gotta transform and get to the bakery before chat does or else he might find the marichat smut i wrote

*bada bing bada boom ladybae is here for the party*

*at le ba k ery*

lady wifi: *casually stealing dolls*

ladybug: hey there shitface

lady wifi: gdi the goody two shoes are here

chat noir: there's only on goody two shoes and i'm not her

ladybug:

lady wifi:

chat noir: geddit? because i'm literally walking sin

ladybug: fuking tru

lady wifi: *hits one of marinette's MANY MANY MANY pictures of adrien with a pause button*

ladybug: o shit

chat noir: wait are those pictures of me

chat noir: that means that marinette

chat noir: REALLY WANTS TO SUPPORT MY MODELING CAREER

ladybug: hOw StUpId cAn YoU gEt

chat noir: *goes to destroy the wifi signal and all that jazz*

*cool ass fighting*

*lady wifi flees*

chat noir: did you get the dolls?

ladybug: i only managed to grab mine lol

chat noir: *sheds a single tear* that's okay

chat noir: but don't let her make me a puppet, you know i like to be in command

ladybug: that was sinful aS FUCK MY GOODNESS

*chat noir runs off to detransform*

*sweet baby nathaneal is transformed into the evillustrator and then rogercop also but NATHANEAL YEET*

ladybug: *doing mission impossible stuff*

chat noir: *sneakity sneaks*

ladybug: *FUCKING WREKCS HIM*

chat noir: oh boy oh boy please let go of me waht did i do to deserve this

ladybug: lol sorry thought you got posessed

ladybug: *stares at chat noir's body*

ladybug: god damn

chat noir: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ladybug: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*children break down the door*

puppeteer: CHAT NOIR COME TO LIFE

chat noir: nuuuuuuu *leaps in slow motion to get the doll but fails*

ladybug: shiiiiiiiiiit

chat noir @ladybug: suck my ass

ladybug: gladly

ladybug: i mean YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

*more cool fighting*

ladybug: *accidentally hits chat with her yoyo*

ladybug: oh my goodness gracious i am so sorry i didn't mean to no no oh boy please don't be hurt i haven't confessed my love for you yet god dammit

*rogercop and evillustrator show up*

ladybug: are u fuking serious

*even MORE cool fighting*

ladybug: *flings chat noir off of the FUCKING ROOF*

ladybug:

ladybug: ...he'll be fine

*ladybug is totally badass and saves the day*

chat noir @ladybug: fyi you can pull on my heartstrings anyday

ladybug: HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU READ THAT FANFIC TOO

chat noir: OF COURSE I HAVE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ladybug: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

chat noir: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*hawkmoth screeching in the distance*

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What

What👏 should 👏I👏do👏with👏my👏life👏

And also like my blog but like wateva

Send some asks my dudes

#Harry Potter #lockeood & co #ravrnclaw #Hufflepuff #Slytherin #Gryffindor #helppls #humor #please send help

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Ravenclaw: *cuddling a cat* aww he’s sleeping!

Gryffindor: Ravenclaw, it’s time to do work now! You can’t keep using the cat as an excuse.

Ravenclaw: he’s not an excuse!! He always falls asleep on my lap!

Gryffindor: sure he does. Watch! *picks up cat and wakes him up*

Ravenclaw: *G A A A A AAS S P* HOW DARE YOU. HE WAS ASLEEP.

Gryffindor: oh, come on! He’s fine!

Ravenclaw: …

Gryffindor: aw, what?

Ravenclaw: Sorry, but I’m not talking to you! You woke up a cat. That’s illegal.

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MC, in the dorms, at two in the morning, : How do we know what noises dinosaurs made? None of us were there. They could be speaking fluent German for all we know.

Rowan: MC, it’s much too late for this–

MC: GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL!!!

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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Slytherin: Death penalty.

Hufflepuff: *from the gallery* Slytherin, it’s literally just a parking ticket.

Slytherin: *whispering into the mic* Please kill me.