just-scaramouche

[just-scaramouche]

Scaramouche, Scaramouche. Will you do the Fandango?

He decided that, against his greater judgement, it would be best to ask a second source about this elusive "Fandango" dance he's been harassed nonstop about.

"Signora."

"Scaramouche."

"I demand to know what a "Fandango" is."

Upon hearing those words, the taller woman covered her mouth with a hand in an attempt to cover up her laugh.

"And what makes you think I should tell you, hmm?" The mocking tone that danced in her voice was as clear as day, and it was obviously pissing him off. He clenched his teeth and balled his hands into fists, just about ready to lash out.

"Fine, suit yourself. I'll figure out on my own why people are so obsessed with it."

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[just-scaramouche]

fandango, noun: a fast spanish dance performed by a man and woman dancing close together.

"...So it's a dance? Other than that, it answers none of my questions. Tch, useless..."

He groans, putting a hand to his head as a look of utter disappointment flashes across his features. If these people wanted him to do this "fandango" so bad, he might as well go and ask Signora about it.

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[just-scaramouche]

I had a dream about you and you were angry because everyone was asking you to do the fandango

"I am angry. I still don't know what the hell a "Fandango" is, either."

The irritation in his tone is starkly evident, his anger almost as sharp as someone dragging their nails on a chalkboard. He was ready to rip either his—or someone else's—hair out if he were asked to "do the fandango" again, that much is certain.

It would probably be very entertaining, to say the least.

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[just-scaramouche]

if it helps i think ur a short tall king not a manlet

"Hmph. And you're implying that others think I am?"

A scowl is evident on his face as he gives you a displeased look. He doesn't understand the audacity of some of these people, telling him these things and asking him such preposterous questions.

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[just-scaramouche]

Sir, your hand in marriage please? 🥺👉👈

"What the—why in the Tsaritsa's name would I give you my hand in marriage!? I don't even know you!"

The disgusted and rather shocked look on his face was rather priceless, if anything. He took a step back, startled at the proposal. He could only turn his nose up at you, unable to muster any other words in his current state.

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[just-scaramouche]

Go Fatui boy u can do it do the fandango

"I will not. I don't even know what this "Fandango" you all are talking about is!"

He gave a loud "hmph!" and even went as far as to stomp his foot on the ground, his glare intensifying. He would definitely not give up, especially once he knew who or what this "fandango" is.

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[just-scaramouche]

SIR WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO

"Absolutely not. What in the Tsaritsa's name even is a Fandango? Do I want to know?"

He scowled, tapping his foot irritably as he glared at you. He could only presume it was something stupid, especially if someone was asking him to do it.

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[just-scaramouche]

hey hoe, why are u so short 😄

"Tch. You dare disrespect a Harbinger with something as petty as insults? Shame on you."

He gives a rather annoyed huff, crossing his arms as he glares. He'd rather not spend his time dealing with someone making comments about his rather... short stature.

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[just-scaramouche]

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