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Why is there no knight fucking me on the hilt of their sword?

#so ive been writing a fantasy au with my partner right #this gave me Ideas™️

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google, how can i get him in my lap breathless and asking for ‘just one more kiss’ over and over even after i give him several?

google?

google, can you hear me?

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having a playful, energetic puppy who's too bouncy for his own good, just so hyperactive and chaotic, as well as a tad bitey because he gets so excited

but it's okay! all it takes is a cock in his cunt and he's reduced to a docile, sweet pet beneath you <3

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"do you wanna treat puppy? yeah? such a needy little thing..."

then I yank you by your leash into a suffocating kiss, not stopping until those adorable fucking whimpers leave your lips and my tongue is down your throat. I only pull away to give you a brief moment to breathe as I leave open-mouthed breathless kisses down your neck and I grind my knee in between your thighs.

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listen. all i'm saying is, if i don't have someone's knee shoved between my thighs and their mouth on my neck and hands all over me and a soft "oh, you like that, my head-empty pup?" muttered right by my ear SOON, i think i'm gonna have to resort to desperate measures

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being touched so sweetly that i forget that i haven't felt love like this for years

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Normalize being a brat with an oral fixation kink and just wanting a pretty boy to shove his fingers into my mouth in order to shut me up

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“terf is a silencing tactic!!!” you’re damn right it is! shut the fuck up

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why's being gay so damn hard? why can't i just be a pretty prince who wistfully sighs as he leaned on his windowsill, dreaming of his perfect man while his knight is fantasizing that one day, one fateful day, the prince would finally realize that he was everything that he was searching for. like why not? show me the law.

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It’s always insane to me when people DM me to yell at me about breaching their DNI because I reblogged a post from them

Like how chronically online are you that you’re checking the blogs of everyone who reblogs from you

And I genuinely mean that. Even if the post only has like 10 notes at best. How much free time do you have to check the blogs of all 10 of those notes, and then go OUT OF YOUR WAY to message anyone who doesn’t fit your strict guidelines for human interaction. And I know some of y’all don’t just check but you DIG, because some of the stuff I get DMed about is not advertised on my blog as soon as you look at it.

How do you all survive outside of the internet when every persons political opinions and stances on fictional content aren’t displayed to you right off the bat.

Like I’m not kidding. That’s not normal. You are not the normal one in this situation. Please put your phone down for at least a week and go outside.

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That first swipe of someones fingers under the hem of your shirt during a make out session where they're asking for more but giving you a chance to lean into it?? Um yeah I'll lean into that a thousand times and also can you put your fingers in my mouth next please

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*gives you a joint and a sick, palaeontologically correct toy dinosaur to play with so you don't even notice me touching your t dick and my hard girlcock against your ass until you realise how good it feels all at once and then beg for me to fill you up*

#hell yes #gimme the dinosaur

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being into bd/sm is sooo embarrassing and not for the weird s3x part it's like. Oh??? Huh??? You want to feel loved and safe and desired??? You want to feel loved and safe and desired as the emotional truth of the scenario??? There's appeal in the idea of violence and force as a tool to break down your barriers of guilt and insecurity when you want to feel loved/safe/desired??? lmao

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does anybody even like to lick the sweat off a boy's inner thighs after he works out anymore

#casual reminder that i lift weights #currently leg pressing 350lbs 👀 #and lifting over 200lbs 👀 #bunny lifts

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Holding a pretty boy's legs around my head as I eat him out until his boycunt is sore and he's made a mess on my face and he's breathless. Making him cum until he can barely speak and says my name like a prayer. Making him promise he'll stay all mine and all mine forever while his head is empty. Make him think of nothing but me and the pleasure only i can give him.

Pampering my boy like he deserves, sucking his fat, stubby tcock, feeling how perfect it is in my mouth. sloppily making out with his hole and drinking him up. Peppering kissed on his dick and thighs between orgasms.

Shallowly fucking his hole with my tongue until he's desperate and needy and bucking his hips all over again. Flattening my tongue against his lil dick and letting him ride my face until he cums again and drained himself out.

He's half asleep and still gripping my head between his legs, tiredly grinding into my mouth and he can barely take anything more but he feels so good he can't think of doing anything else and he's so pretty and sweet you don't wanna stop him.

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Surely my blank icon, late 40s age, lack of any personality, and unthinkable levels of misogyny combined with a stream of stolen black and white blowjob and or spanking gifs will convince this tumblr sex worker to send me her pussy for free

#HAHAHAHAHA #oh the accuracy

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wanna have a genuine massage from someone and feel the care they’re putting into it, making sure they get rid of any tension I have, asking “you okay baby?” only getting groans from me when they press out an especially tough knot, and hearing me sigh and relax again after once they’re done, I feel them lovingly trace their fingers over my thighs until their hand is against my inner thigh, “is this okay?” they ask, and I slowly nod, feeling them getting higher and higher until they feel how warm and wet I am, slightly embarrassed, I quietly whine and gently grind trying to feel them more, but I’m way too relaxed to put too much effort into it the teasing doesn’t last too long, because the drawn out gasp I make when they finally slide a finger in is far too satisfying for them to hold back, my grinding begins to intensify, but a gentle, firmly placed hand on my lower back stops me from going too far, they want to make sure any noises I make is because of them, smiling as they slip in another finger, “is that good? you like that baby?” another shuddered whine escaping my mouth, lips curved into a smile, feeling their fingers curl inside me in just the right place, pushing me into a floating euphoria, desperation increasing, but feeling too high to move the way I want to, all I can focus on is the rising tension they’re causing, feeling myself get closer to it finally being let go, sighing and blubbering “i’m- i’m gonna- i’m gonna cum baby p-please” their motions get faster and i hear their smile as they encourage me “go on baby, cum for me” and that’s all i need to hear, i’m feeling everything heighten, my entire body tensing yet feeling lighter than air, my face buried, exhaling dragged out moans until I sink down, melting into deep sighs and smiling, completely blissed out then i feel myself being gently pulled onto my side, arms protectively wrapped around my waist, gentle kisses planted along my shoulder and neck, both of us giggling and snuggling into each other with intertwined legs and gentle pulls, trying to get closer to each other, and falling asleep feeling so safe and content, nothing else matters