So uhm. About your boyfriend. Yeah we put him in an old meme format. He's not going to get a lot of notes. Maybe some mutual reblogs if he's lucky. I'm real sorry, we can't save him.
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i trust "porn addicts" more than the people who label them as such
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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You ever think about how weird hippos are ecologically speaking?
There's literally no other megafauna on earth that spends the entire day lounging around in water, mostly just socializing, only to come onto land to feed at night.
I remember when I used to do education programs on hippos, most people assumed they ate aquatic plants, and that that's the whole reason they were in water. Meanwhile, hippos are basically just giant nocturnal cows that eat only grass.
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technocat doodle
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
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i miss when merch was actually cool. i dont want anything from an impoverished red bubble "third party fulfiller" or amazons merch-on-demand. i want patches messily screen printed in someones moms basement. tote bags that are barely legible. logos on t-shirts someone up-cycled from the thrift store. if im advertising a product i want to know that some love went into the creation of it.
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ofc it's fuxjig riverdale
Look up your name in the gifs and show the first gif that comes up
@absurdumsid @inka-boi @childofthest4rzz @tobi-draws @largefound
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My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross
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