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FINALLY!!!!! KAORI SAKAMOTO GRAND PRIX FINAL 2023 CHAMPION!!!!!!

#you’re looking at the queen of servingland

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Official statement from Yuzuru Hanyu - he and his partner have taken the decision to part ways because of constant harassment and stalking by media outlets

Updated with a more accurate translation:

If I could, I'd throtle all the tabloids, media and people who have caused them so much trouble that they saw divorce as the best possible solution

#bro can you even IMAGINE how heartbreaking it must be to divorce someone out of LOVE and care for them?? #jesus fucking christ

[junrandot]

im a simple boy, i want only 2 things in this life:

for yuzu to be happy and healthy all the time forever

and for us to never find out who yuzu's partner is unless he wants us to

#prev tags #ohoho bestie i saw some tweets this morning that trust had me seeing blood-red #im talking crimson

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You Young (KOR): Listen to Your Heart | 2023 Grand Prix of Espoo

#her costumes literally never ever miss

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being forced into a corner where you divorce someone out of care for them and for the sake of their safety automatically qualifies you for bat-swinging rights

the fact that in the short span of time i was in fandom flavored hiatus, yuzuru announced both his marriage and divorce… damn. also, fuck his toxic fans, fuck paparazzi, and especially fuck tabloids

[junrandot]

the fact that in the short span of time i was in fandom flavored hiatus, yuzuru announced both his marriage and divorce… damn. also, fuck his toxic fans, fuck paparazzi, and especially fuck tabloids

#like can you imagine how bad it must’ve been if this extreme course of action needed to be taken so quickly? #it’s been like. what. three months? #he’s a better man than me i would’ve started swinging a baseball bat indiscriminately

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i leave the fandom to find inner peace and i*u finally decides to deduct points for prerotations

#sigh istg figure skating can’t get better but there’s moments that feed my deluluverse where skaters are scored fairly #toxic ex behavior

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Grand Prix Updates

Rika Kihira will be withdrawing from Skate Canada.

#and what if i’m spiraling

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with another et*ri girl leaving the sport after one ONE singular international competition, can we PLEASE throw that witch and her cronies in the 9th circle of hell? thank you

#figure skating #like for real when will her reign of terror come to an end

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yuzuru "I'll just casually announce on a regular friday that I got married" hanyu

#that after he dropped a random bts dance cover on the ana tiktok account like

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Not enough words to express the admiration 💚

#remember when we wouldn’t see this man for 81747283829 years in between competitions? yuh

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it's rumoured jun did What

i saw it on twitter beloved don’t quote me but i’m scared 🙏😁

#like for why

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that’s my GPF gold medalist 

#prev tags #i am BEGGING on my knees but its also rumored he left borser so who knows 😭😭😭

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Yuzuru Hanyu on the cover of Elle Japan (2 cover versions) + postcards

#ITS ALWAYS ELLE THEY ALWAYS EAT

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it’s always elle i swear to god

#y’all figure skating stan babes can find me in the basement

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how are my babes? still alive after the sheer abs windowage we’ve just witnessed?

#because i’m not 🙏😁 #would you look at that user junrandot is brought back to figure skating by a hot babe (retired) who would’ve thunk

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i’m so sorry, bestie, turns out i had a REALLY realistic dream while i took my nap two hours ago 😭😭

wait, did we all really just manifest ice dance satton or am i hallucinating on main

#my delulu ass never ceases to disappoint 🙏😁