looking through my baby pictures while high makes me feel like im time traveling
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Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"
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all the angels in heaven are sodomizing each other
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✞ 666 ✞
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I wear a slip chain dog collar everyday so i can either cum or kill myself at a moments notice
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I want to make him the happiest he’s ever been
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universities and colleges will be like "we have one the best libraries containing the largest collection of resources in the world" and then assign you readings that look like they were photocopied next to the chernobyl elephant's foot
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