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Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

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These two dolls contain every human emotion in existence

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mankind creating q-tips and then saying we shouldn’t put them in our ears is like god putting the male g-spot up the ass and then saying gay sex is a sin

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as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

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So. The bitcoin conference was a complete failure. AND what's even better. There was a ball pit.

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did you hear about the guy who won an M:TG tournament on shrooms & there’s a picture of the top 8 including him, fully & obviously on shrooms

GOD

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I don’t need you, I have other people to talk to

#I have them blocked I don’t even have team snap 😔

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psa: continue creating even if you think its corny or unworthy. i promise you its not. we all start from somewhere, and you can only grow if you keep trying

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Respectfully

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i dont like working i dont like capitalism but i do like ordering little treats online

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not to sound like a homophobic straight dude but I think yall should just let some characters be Friends not everything has to be about romance

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i’m crying laughing about this