let me play you a happy song on the world’s largest violin
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"this is so stupid why did i laugh at this" because everything i post is a banger and my incisive commentary cuts to your core and all my opinions are correct and i am impossibly beautiful and im impervious to all physical damage and my pussy can raise the dead and
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ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?
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*stifling screams of anguish* b-babe,
babe are you ok you reblogged the post that breaks my ribs 14 times
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babe are you ok you reblogged the post that breaks my ribs 14 times
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welcome to anarcho-wendy’s, I’ll never take orders from you
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yeah im t4t (team 4tress two)
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sounds pretty based to me
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you will still love me when i am a worm. you do not have a say in this. now get the fish hooks, i wanna try something
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she hurt her neck again :/
getting the best head of my life from a girl who has no idea how to stretch properly
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getting the best head of my life from a girl who has no idea how to stretch properly
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hey. why can i enable subliminal weight loss mantras in bejeweled 3
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