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little doodle for the like three people out there who have both played hollow knight and listened to the mechs

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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them

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*i spin the wheel to the right so hard i dislocate both my arms*

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Weirdos who get extremely puritan over any amount of sexualization of female characters: "Laios and Senshi are protecting Marcille and Falin the evil horniness of the Internet!"

Ryoko Kui after drawing Chimera Falin covered in blood and multiple stab wounds ripping her shirt off to reveal her chicken breasts that have bountiful underboob: "Girls hot."

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why is this so accurate? 💀 🐪 🏜

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I think we're starting to dilute the meaning of "terminally online". Like, no, it's not terminally online to have eccentric opinions about a popular TV show – people like that existed before "online" was a thing. Unless we're talking at least an "it's homophobic for gay furries to have rat fursonas because they're depicting gay people as vermin", the onlineness falls well short of terminal.

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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

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To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

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see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

edit: alt text provided by @/wytchcore. thank you!

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the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

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three FOUR anarchy accounts, that all post nothing but antifa memes, followed me in less than 24 hours. And like, idc, but nothing has ever given me stronger "waving to the FBI agent surveilling me" vibes. four antifa-bot accounts? you want me so bad it's embarrassing.

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the most compelling thing a guy can ever say is to another guy and it's "i wish you were a girl" . like record scratch. wow the implications that this phrase has. i think it needs its own bechdel test