julesarefunny

[julesarefunny]

I need a friend :,)

Please be my friend...

U don't have to tho, it's ur choice.

#pls be my fren #i'm lonely #i can tell u really fucked up things if ur bored

[julesarefunny]

Redacted headcanons cuz doing homework is for the weak 💪

Guy had a phase during his highschool days where he was REALLY into psychology and considered getting a degree on it when he goes to college.

Asher called David a sigma once during a pack meeting. It was met with silence and a smack on the back of his head (you decide who did the smacking.)

Vincent teases Sam about doing stereotypical cowboy shit like riding a horse and panning for gold, and Sam just grumbles back as a response because he actually has done those things and can't talk back.

Cam really likes the smell of lavender. He has a small lavender-scented felt ball that he brings everywhere in his pocket and sniffs it to calm his nerves.

Sunshine bites their nails when they're anxious or stressed, and when they were locked in the basement of CloseKnit they almost bite their nails till they bled.

Blue eyes intrigue Caelum. Whenever there's someone with blue eyes is in his general vicinity he stares right at them very intensely.

Damien has some grey hairs because of stress and genetics and the damn crew tease him about it. He also has the grampa shoes.

Honey randomly remembers dumb shit Guys says when they're at work and quietly giggles to themselves because Guy is just a dumb little shit that they love.

Giraffes confuse the hell out of Gavin. He refuses to believe that these long-necked, stubby-horned, cheetah horse donkey creature are just walking around somewhere on this planet.

When he was young, Lasko had bumps on his arms and used to pick on them when he was bored, leaving behind small wounds that would later become small scars.

Milo can spell and also has shit handwriting. Some words he can't spell include, but aren't restricted to: College, giraffe, traffic, cigarette, silhouette, television, suspicious, etc, etc. (He spells etc as ect.)

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted david #redacted sam #redacted guy #redacted lasko #redacted vincent #redacted caelum #redacted asher #redacted camelopardalis #redacted sunshine #redacted damien #redacted damn crew #redacted honey #redacted milo #redacted gavin #I should probably do my homework... #womp womp #my school computer doesn't have emojis :'(( #it also spins around to turn into a tablet #it's really weird