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if i was hannibal i couldn't be subtle i don't know how that man did it. i'd be having dinner parties giggling and being like there is a man. in the pasta. and the wine.

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AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

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i feel nothing at all

#like all time #someone help me!

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remember: it is ALWAYS morally correct to wear shorts that are way too small. it is your right to have your ass cheeks out. if you ever find yourself thinking “do i really need to show hole to go hang out with casual platonic friends?” that is the devil talking. you do. you need to

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my hobbies

switching between the same three apps for hours

not speaking to anyone for days at a time

listening to the same songs i have been listening to for 20 years

imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist

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Its warm. Short shirt Long skirt so my nuts can hang

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sauce

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This is like an insult from a bratz movie

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Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl 鮫肌男と桃尻女(1998)

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Mad Monster Party? (1967)

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Alvin Lustig

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we’re all gonna be sixty posting shit like: cranberry juice…