I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I'm almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I'm gonna build in there when I'm done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!
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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
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You do like tumpet? 🎺! bwaaa!
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one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
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minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted
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If I share a cat drawing from my sketchbook that went comically wrong do you promise to love and cherish him?
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