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Evie: *is told she doesn't hold a royal title in Auradon*

Evie: *proceeds to wear a tiara to school*

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AU of my isle lore au where Jafar just keeps Ali & Esme’s names as Ali and Esme instead of renaming them Jay and Jasmine and he just gaslights everyone into believing that they are definitely his.

Like; “Oh, they look like both Jasmine and Aladdin a bit? I guess they kind of look like their mother, whoever that is.” “Who is she?” “Why do you ask? Who knows?” And, “why does no one question why Claudine looks similar to Esmeralda, but everyone’s questioning my kids’ parentage?”

“Just because they have the same names as Jasmine and Aladdin’s missing kids doesn’t mean that they are them.”

“Ali does not act like Aladdin. This is the isle. Everyone steals here. Don’t be like that.”

“Esme acts like a princess because I taught her to. Evil Queen did that with her daughter too, do you question her about her kid?”

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what i got so far-this is only a draft

-Rise of Red rewrite-no knowledge of canon plot les goo-

-camera/shot zooms across Auradon and the freed isle, which has been overgrown with foliage as the people of the isle had abandoned the place they called prison, Uma begins to narrate as the camera pans over to Auradon prep and stained glass images of famous Disney princesses and princes-

Uma: I'm sure you know all the tales by now. how Prince Phillip defeated Maleficent and woke up the Princess Aurora with true loves kiss, how Prince Eric saved Ariel by spearing Ursula with a sunken ship, and how Tiana defeated the shadow man and learned love was all she really needed.

You've heard them all before, and I'm sure you've heard our stories, how the vks choose good, to rise above our parent's pasts, to become more than just 'villain kids'. Well, now it's time for a new tale, for the 'new' vks and auradon kids who are just waiting to tell their story, and it's sure to be an exciting one.

Because, you didnt think that was the end of the story...did you? (Uma laugh™)

-end opening credits with classic Descendants title card, the apple breaking to reveal the queen of hearts card-

-scene one-

-the Camera pans back to Auradon prep, the Descendants ost music in the background as it pans across portraits of the graduated vks from the last 3 movies, along with official portraits of ex-King Beast and ex-Queen Belle, and the current king and queen of Auradon-Ben and Mal, Mal’s plum purple hair streaked with blue is tied back into a low bun, her bangs framing her face with the queens crown upon her head, wearing a elegant blue/purple dress that compliments Ben’s royal suit, which bears a golden sash and gold braiding hanging off his shoulder from his shoulder paldrons. Both are smiling at the camera, Mal sitting in a chair with Ben behind her, his crown upon his head as his hands rest on Mal’s bare shoulders-

-The camera continues to pan out of Auradon prep and into a nearby rabbit hole, disappearing into a vortex of wonderland magic as the music changes into a more wonderland vibe, going through the scenery of wonderland, passing by the queen of hearts castle until it goes into the city of hearts, where a girl draped in red and blacks carrying a big duffle bag appears on screen, the camera following her feet until she steps in front of a blank red brick wall. She drops the duffle bag, the ost for rotten to the core starts, takes out several spray cans, and begins to put up her art; mimicking Mal from D1 as she puts up a queen of hearts style of ‘long live evil!’.-

-the girl finishes the piece after a little montage of her laying it down, a smirk on her obscured face. The music cuts suddenly as a rageful voice echoes out from the castle. “QUINN HEARTS!!!” The girl ducks down and stuffs her spray cans into the bag, booking it back across the city towards the castle. Upon arriving in the gardens she chunks the bag into a set of bushes, takes off her jacket, hides behind a bush, and reappears in a different outfit, revealing her face as she quickly fixes up her hair into her rose buns.-

-“Quinn hearts!!!” the rageful voice says again and Quinn/Red grabs a pair of boots she left by the side door as she heads inside, hurridly shoving them on as she holds bobby pins In her mouth, zipping them up and finishing her hair before booking it towards the throne room, skidding to a stop right before entering and taking a breath before throwing open the doors and strutting in, head held high. “mother, I could hear you from gardens, you didn’t need to let the whole kingdom know it was time for tea.” Quinn snarks and the queen of hearts huffs

yeah idk im going off vibes

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friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

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Disability benefits could be vouchers, not cash, in Rishi Sunak crackdown

I'm actually shaking with rage, there's just no words...

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This is despicable. How can you justify detaining and removing people that are complying with the immigration system. These are people that are likely traumatised and already suffering under the system and yet they will be forced to leave again from places where they are trying to rebuild their lives.

Where have these judges been? Why are people being held in indefinite detention waiting for their hearings when these courtrooms and judges were apparently available. This is incomprehensible to me.

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It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.

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Whatever the case, feel free to write long-winded explanations in the tags, I WILL read them!

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my fav sea witch

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

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My toxic trait is that I pay attention to the world building of shows that clearly don’t want you to pay attention to their world building

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dragon g

g girl…

pr. ..

..etty.. .

Fanart of Falin Touden from Dungeon Meshi. I just finished reading it recently, incredible series.

(Psst I have prints of this available)

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*visible concern on why Red has a halberd*

ive really taken these two girls and went 'yoink mine now' haven't i?