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Самара

#bloc

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It’s Christmas Day, I never get up before ten.

#dw

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so the holidays are coming up, and i know it’s a stressful time for lots of people gathering together with nosy, noisy, maybe far ruder than necessary family members.

so, i just wanted to let you know that:

you are your own person

you have free will to continue to make your own decisions regardless of what your family thinks

any decision you made in the past is valid and can’t be changed - so it’s no use for them to bother you over it

you don’t have to discuss anything that makes you uncomfortable

your identity is valid even if you have to dress a little unlike you usually do

your sexuality is valid even if you have to hide and be asked questions about relationships you would never be in

your body is perfect, eat when you are hungry, relax when you are full, you look beautiful and these few days of food will not hurt - you are safe and holidays are a time to treat and enjoy yourself

drive safe !! lots of people are traveling and roads will probably be busy!

i love you and you can do this and I’ll be here if you need to chat, rant, or escape for a bit! It’s all going to be okay!

#job

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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the gentle version

Inspo

#YEAH

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oh you just know mobius saw loki blushing and stammering and went fucking finally after all these years my very own romcom you best believe I'm gonna answer when opportunity knocks at the door hey handsome btw im single maybe a drink sometime only to find out it's not a fucking romcom it's existential sci-fi horror and now he's spaghetti like give my guy a break

#YEAH

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ngl if i saw a 6'4” black haired drop dead gorgeous disheveled man in a suit come into my work and misspell the name of a water scooter i’d start dropping hints about my singledom too

#YEAH

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do the loki writers know what they've done for fanfic writers.

they gave us CENTURIES of off screen bonding with loki and the gang. my brain is already going wild with the possibilities BECAUSE LITERALLY ANYTHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED IN THOSE CENTURIES EXCUSE ME????

i need fics, now.

#YEAH

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I love loki as a show because OB just drops a line like “sorry it took me so long to build this extremely advanced piece of technology I’d never seen before, I lost my job and my wife left me lol” and we’re just like yeah. okay. this is usual. carry on.

and also sylvie is a literal norse goddess whose dream life is to work at a mcdonald’s and listen to records like every other mentally ill bisexual with a mullet, and loki is a literal god in love with Some Guy who’s a mustachioed gay jetski enthusiast and an ai clock is in love with the guy who made her and the way time works just makes NO sense but you’re too busy staring at tom hiddleston’s delectable jawline and puppy dog eyes deliver the best performance of his life to even care

#YEAH

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oh my god you guys ... the whole terminology of the show like "pruning" "branches" was suggesting that the multiverse was a tree...

The Tree.

im screaming and im not okay

#YEAH

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They really said cas is in super hell and aziraphale is in super heaven why not put loki in super time

#YEAH

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life was simpler when loki just wanted that stupid blue cube

#YEAH

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No but look at them. Sylvie is worried and runs off but Mobius is frozen and horrified. Mobius is the Loki expert. He knows the last time Loki said those words was when he let go and fell from the Bifrost. Mobius knows then that Loki isn’t coming back and just look at him and look at his eyes. Loki knew those words had meaning to only two of them, and those are the ones he chose as his farewell.

#YEAH

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EVERYBODY MOVED ON I, I STAYED THERE DUST COLLECTED ON MY PINNED-UP HAIR THEY EXPECTED ME TO FIND SOMEWHERE SOME PERSPECTIVE BUT I SAT AND STARED RIGHT WHERE YOU LEEEEEFT MEEEEE YOU LEFT ME NO, YOU LEFT ME NO, YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE BUT TO STAY HERE FOREVER

#YEAH

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Being into math is like blorbo from my textbooks

#its more like blorbo from my lectures and homework #but occasionally its blorbo from my textbooks