I would never make any kind of bargain with the cenobites cuz like I'd be like "bring me the yummiest sandwich in the world" and the sandwich would have shards of glass and metal spikes in it and they'd be like "to the cenobites this is the most pleasurable sandwich" and then I'd get suspended by hooks in my flesh and dragged to their evil bdsm dimension
kids these days don't go to their library, borrow the juno (2007) film soundtrack, burn it onto their ipod touch, and listen to it until they're sick of it like they did anymore. what has this country come to