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Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?

Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT

Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR

*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*

Bruce: BE-quiet.  They're ADOPTED!

Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.

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my favourite thing about all for the game has got to be the fact that the guy who spent three years in juvie, killed his mother and is on court-ordered mood stabilisers and the child of a serial killer who spent most of his life on the run and is also a pathological liar somehow manage to have the healthiest relationship i have ever read in a piece of media. literally wild

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Hate how they continuously portray Bruce as a "never admits they're wrong or apologizes" parent & don't let him unconditionally love his precious baby boy Jason who has never done anything wrong ever🥹💔

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Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #74 - “Lesson Learned” (2023)

written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Geoniya Acuna, Lan Ma, & C.M. Cameron

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I truly think that Bruce would protect his kids with his life from the media/paparazzi. Like when he first adopted Dick all articles surrounding him and his parents death vanished. Or how he played up his Brucie performance when Damian first went to a WE gala because he’s never had to deal with the press before. And I KNOW it killed him when Jason’s death was announced but that was the one thing they couldn’t keep from the media.

One day, pre-identity reveal, Clark goes to a charity gala and asks a young Tim drake and Cassandra Cain about their opinions on the subject. A BUNCH of reporters are giving him looks but Clark can’t tell what for. Until Bruce Wayne walks up to with a stone cold expression. But Clark was perfectly polite and Tim and Cass tell Bruce they actually enjoyed expressing their opinions. The next day in the Planet their words weren’t twisted. And now whenever article comes out about the Waynes(still a rare occurrence but it’s something) it’s written by a certain Clark Kent.

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Canon: Jason breaks into Wayne Manor when he feels like it

Sidenote: But do people bother to checkout the issue after seeing these posts? or even add it to their tbr list?

Batman Eternal #10

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The jump from 2019 to 2024 is sooo violent.

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The Lakes (2020) & Gold Rush (2020) ♡

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Can’t stop thinking about how many spn episodes are like “here is a monster created by suffering, by cruelty, by violence and trauma. Made inhuman by inhumanity. The first victim of this monster is itself. Now we will shoot it with a gun.”

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The thing I love most about the batkids being lgbt is it makes sense. They're almost all adopted, so they are a found family.

Found family is a very queer trope. Therefore, it wouldn't be a stretch to have them be some type of lgbtqia+. A bunch of little queers adopted by an adult queer so they have a better life then the adult did. Makes sense to me.

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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

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Dad coded

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Unwavering resolve.

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no one:

me during cardigan: BUT I KNEW YOU'D LINGER LIKE A TATTOO FUCKING KISS BITCH!!!!!!! I KNEW YOU'D FUCKING HAUNT ALL OF MY FUCKING WHAT-IFS BITCH!!!!!! THE SMELL OF SMOKE WOULD HANG AROUND THIS FUCKING LONG BITCH!!!!!!! CAUSE I KNEW EVERYTHING WHEN I WAS FUCKING YOUNG BITCH!!!!! I KNEW I'D FUCKING CURSE YOU FOR THE LONGEST FUCKING TIME BITCH!!!!!! CHASIN SHADOWS IN THE FUCKING GROCERY LINE BITCH!!!!! I KNEW YOU'D FUCKING MISS ME ONCE THE THRILL FUCKING EXPIRED BITCH!!!!! AND YOU'D BE FUCKING STANDIN IN MY FRONT PORCH FUCKING LIGHT BITCH!!!!!!! AND I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK TO ME BITCH!!!!!!

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Diana watching the queen not join her in Heaven.

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reading the news and immediately opening the tumblr app bc if the queen really dies i want to discover it the way god intended