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"Ne, Sasa-san, is your phone working? I tried messaging you but I don't think they went through!"

             “ Huuuh ? That’s so weird Amemura-kun ! Did you send it the right way ?? That’s probably why it didn’t work ! --- Ah, or it might have gotten buried when I was busy doing something. If that’s the case sooory ! ” The comedian exaggerated his tone when talking to the other. Of course he actually had deleted the messages and debated blocking the number, but there was a gut feeling that told him that something like this would happen. 

             Damn... What a troublesome person.. 

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tell me sasara wouldn't wear that

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antitheises·:

Akechi often frequented convenience stores, which were a dime a dozen in Tokyo. The stores were, well— convenient, especially for someone with a busy schedule who wasn’t left with much time to cook proper meals for himself. Though he’d left his old job behind, old habits die hard, and he finds himself stepping inside the…rather dingy looking 7/11 in Blackgrove looking to pick up something to eat. 

The lights flicker on and off overhead. The cashier doesn’t acknowledge him as he steps inside. The floor has been haphazardly scrubbed; Akechi steps past a large stain to browse the goods. The whole scene looks like a shot out of a ghost film. 

“They could do with a change in management, don’t you think?” He remarks dryly. Leaving his old job meant he’d also left the need to withhold his opinions for appearance’s sake. “The convenience stores I frequented in Tokyo were much better kept.”

                 It wasn’t unheard of for Sasara to shop at a connivence store --- of course, as a well known comedian in his own world there wasn’t much of a NEED, but it was still nice when he didn’t feel like cooking. It was probably because of this semi frequency that even the green haired man couldn’t help but scratch his head at the condition of the store, actually. Flickering lights and practically greening floors... It would probably be best if he just picked up some ramen and went on his way... 

                 Leaning over to get a better look as the brands and flavors, he heard someone else enter the store. At the sound of footsteps he couldn’t help but glance to the side, you know... Just to be sure. Slitted eyes glanced at the figure and quickly identified a shaggy brown haired young man --- ah, he shooould be safe enough to be around. Seemed like he shared the same opinions of the small store too as he made his way through the shop, muttering to himself. But there was one word he was muttering that caught Sasara’s attention. 

                “ Can’t say this is the worst I’ve been to, honestly. But Tokyo, huh ? Are you from there ? ” Maybe it was weird of him --- but as someone who grew up not too far from there he couldn’t leave this COMPLETELY unexplored. 

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               So it turns out, being transported to a whole new world and having to restart your entire career makes it KIND of hard to book gigs in clubs and such. Of course --- most people in the entertainment industry would say this is obvious and that the comedian would have a better chance in a completely different field at this rate. Sasara knew it was true to be honest, but he just couldn’t give up for the sake of wanting to make others forget even a moment of sadness and replace it with a laugh. That being said, it was kind of hard to find places to perform, which led him to telling random jokes to strangers when waiting in lines and such, and this sharply dressed man just happened to be his next victim. 

              With a hamster-esque smile on his face the green haired man opened his mouth and shrugged with a simple, “ You know, they say time flies like an arrow, and yet fruit flies like a banana. ” Perfect grocery store humor, right ? Right ? // @xithdctr​ X 

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              It wasn’t like Sasara was unused to the rain --- who could be ? But that didn’t make the cream soda haired man any less BORED as he waited for a bus, umbrella in hand; and from the looks of it, the woman next to him was also bored. Perhaps it was presumptuous of him to try and talk to her--- but if she didn’t respond at all he wouldn’t bother trying to continue. That being said, a slight smirk appeared on the comedian’s face right before he opened his mouth, ( a sign to anyone who knew him that something awful was about to happen ) 

             “ One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet. ” // @praevisio​ X 

#non vraelgard #praevisio #🎈|| business with a smile - ic. #I'm so sorry idk what posessed me to make this yoru starter

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         tfw I just realized I never posted a.  general starter so if you want a STARTER please LIKE this, since the event is over and i’m smart as hell 

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         tfw I just realized I never posted a.  general starter so if you want a STARTER please LIKE this, since the event is over and i’m smart as hell 

#🎈|| out of honks - OOC.

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various hypmics

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             To be honest being brought to a magical world, and being turned into a literal clown wasn’t really what Sasara was planning on doing with his birthday this year. It was crazy, he knew, but he had to stop dwelling on that he originally had planned to just go home and have a nice drink before going to bed. That being said, what he was doing now was an almost comical contrast. 

             In a saturated suit, the clown turned to a nearby stranger and grabbed one of the balloons in the bundle in order to hand it to the stranger that was passing him by, “ Here kid, somehow I feel like you’ll need it. ” No... he didn’t actually believe it, but he wasn’t quite sure what he should say in this sort of situation. While he was a comedian, literal clown work was preeeetty different after all. //  @domandaughter​ X

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              hihi all, I was busy yesterday which was also sasara’s birthday but I’m happy to bring clown man to vrael ! since we’re in an event rn, if you’d like an EVENT STARTER pls like this post ! 

#🎈|| out of honks - OOC. #halloween is over but the event isn't yet let's goooooo

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Sasara be like oh fuck I’m in love with this handsome leather-clad man with red eyes and his hair slicked back

#🎈|| sketch notebooks - isms. #haha ! ouch !

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         wait wait also like this if you want sasara to come into your inbox with a dumbass pun 

#🎈|| out of honks - OOC.

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              hihi all, I was busy yesterday which was also sasara’s birthday but I’m happy to bring clown man to vrael ! since we’re in an event rn, if you’d like an EVENT STARTER pls like this post ! 

#🎈|| out of honks - OOC. #vraelgard rp ad

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hi, here's sasara, his stuff is only under /app rn until I add it to a popup

Hello, Sasara Nurude. Welcome to Terra, and enjoy your stay.

You will find your housing located in Celestial Apartments C5. There, you will find your hypnosis microphone and speakers, only they look a bit different. You’ll also find a book full of what can only be called ‘Dad Jokes.’

And hm... it seems as if Andromeda has granted you favor. You will now have the use of the spell Momentary Glimpse at your leisure. Do use it responsibly. 

✎ Xevin.

#save.

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UPDATES: 

I forgot to put it in my rules but I turned adult in august ! 

also this blog is going to be affiliated soon; i’m still gonna interact with indies BUT just to give a heads up 

#🎈|| out of honks - OOC. #i'm gonna write up his app after I finish school woooork

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A LIST OF don’t SENTENCE STARTERS :

❝ I don’t understand why you’re acting this way. ❞ How many puns can one person make about tarts “At Yeast make t-the cheesy puns about the d-danishes” She tried

An exaggerated, “ Huuuuuh ?? ” left the man’s lips as he tilted his head to the side, gazing at the other. “ But if I did that I’d be stuck in such a jam ! There’s so many different pastries — if I were to restrict myself to danishes I think it would best if I danhushed ! ” He nodded his head, while putting his hands together, rather content with what he had coming up next, “ Icing where you’re coming from but there’s muffin more that I like than variety ! “ // @melodicyokai

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a list of don’t sentence starters :

❝ don’t you dare touch him/her. ❞

❝ don’t look at me like that; like i matter to you. ❞

❝ i don’t understand why you’re acting this way. ❞

❝ don’t say that to me, [NAME]. not you, of all people. ❞

❝ what i don’t understand is how you can be so nonchalant in this situation. ❞

❝ please don’t make me go. ❞

❝ i don’t want to leave yet. ❞

❝ why don’t you just stay the night ? ❞

❝ don’t you love me anymore ? ❞

❝ no, you don’t understand. ❞

❝ you could, but you just don’t want to. ❞

❝ no matter what happens, don’t forget about me. ❞

❝ don’t say that you love me. ❞

❝ how can i live with myself if i don’t at least try to save you ? ❞

❝ don’t you know better than that by now ? ❞

❝ i don’t want anything to do with you anymore. ❞

❝ i don’t want to live a life without you in it. ❞

❝ your mind games don’t work on me. ❞

❝ i don’t want anything to happen to you. ❞

❝ please don’t miss me once i’m gone. ❞

❝ don’t go breaking my heart. ❞

❝ i don’t think anyone could love you the way i do. ❞

❝ you really don’t understand how much you mean to me, do you ? ❞

❝ i don’t want to die. ❞

❝ now don’t assume that this suddenly means we’re friends. ❞

❝ i don’t want you to be with anyone else. ❞

❝ don’t touch that, it’s valuable ! ❞

❝ ’ just friends ’ don’t look at each other like that. ❞

❝ please don’t cry. ❞

❝ don’t we deserve a happy ending ? ❞

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