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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

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Annie's Ibiza Fall 2024

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“I met this old cyborg… and he taught me that I could chart my own course. And that’s what I’m gonna do.”

CELEBRATING TWENTY YEARS OF TREASURE PLANET (NOVEMBER 27 2002)

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You got the makings of greatness in you. But you've got to take the helm, and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls. TREASURE PLANET (NOVEMBER 27 2002)

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ambrose + favorite shots

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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

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honestly, i'm writing fic for me. if anyone else reads and enjoy it, that's just a bonus

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#they're married okay

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

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my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them