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YOU’RE ALL COWARDS OCNE HE’S MADE OF LEGO, COWARDS I SAY!

"what a DILF am i right"

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in the taxi cab. straight up "talkign to it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. john

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[Malevolent where John is colourblind]

John: OH MY GOD ORTHUR!!! IT'S THE KING IN YELLOW!!!

The King in Blue: who the fuck is the king in y

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WAIT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE GENUINELY HORNY FOR JOHN.??????????????????????? WHAT

[suspiciously nervous laughter] Haha why would you ask me I don't speak for us I mean them

#Gay for both Arthur AND John

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zootopia abortion comic au.

#benji talks #For which fandom? Yes #don’t ask why this is my mind

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what’s the feeling called when you need him carnally but don’t want to fuck?

#benji talks

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get off ai and join an rp server. you must

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when a new media comes out and i have to navigate tumblrs shit ui to add the tag to my blacklist

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Reblog if you are proud of your URL

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Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

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Monsterfucker Monday Poll 📊

You asked for it, you’re getting it: how do people prefer their monsters? 🤔 I thought long and hard (heh) about how to phrase this because a lot of people think of topping and bottoming to be synonymous with dominance/submission. Hopefully this will get more traction than the other poll that was floating around which got ~700 responses if I remember correctly :D

#I think it kinda depends on the monster tbh

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"I like big foxes and I cannot lie!"

- Dm after I introduced my kitsune character

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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

[john-doent]

So im tired out of my mind heres a John/Arthur malevolent poem (for extra effect read it in Arthurs voice like hes telling it to John)

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New sentence I think

#The bee movie

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so when arthur plays faroe’s song for john in the music store, i’m imagining the whole time he’s filled with a confusing and powerful mixture of human emotions and appreciation of beauty and sadness and curiosity of what might have made arthur play that song and he finds himself lost in the notes as arthur plays and then arthur says his name and he doesn’t have the words to describe what he felt as he was so overcome with emotion in general but also for arthur that all he can get out is “that was… very well done”

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That scene in Intermezzo:

#HE DID NOTHING WORNG #WELL I MEAN HE DID DO THINGS WRONG #BUT LOOK AT HOM