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people talk about reddit like it's the wild west as if women aren't out here on tumblr everyday saying things that get you instabanned on reddit. male mediocrity. they will never have what we have

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seuraava leikkausidea hallitukselle: omat päänne

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Oli töissä puhetta fasaaneista ja mietittiin että onko se suomen omia lintuja vai tullu jostain muualta. No mie sitten googletin ja wikipediaa luin että fasaani on alun perin aasialainen lintu jota on istutettu moniin maihin riistalinnuksi. Suomeen ensimmäiset sata fasaania istutti Malmille tehtailija Karl Fazer.

Kysymys on nyt että miksei meillä ole fasaani aiheisia makeisia?

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The Bogeyman went to the ring

very crude translation of this finnish childrens song, sorry about that.

In the song, the bogeyman/spook/gobling/Groke starts to make a ring of children, calling first someone, and then they call someone to the ring and they call someone to the ring until all kids are at it. Was (is?) very popular in kindergarden, the caretaker usually being the bogeyman and starting the play by asking some random kid first. With this play you got to know if you were popular in the same way as being the last kid when you are dividing kids to groups in a team sport.

A finn can see that this bogeyman is the Groke from the Moomins, and this brings us to the latin words:

Lux: light

Febris: warmth

Caritas: kindness/love

Gemma Rubra: red jewel (I couldn’t find a translation to “ruby” for some reason?)

In the Moomins, the Groke is always seeking the first three things, and on occasion, the fourth.

I thought it’d be funny to initiate it’s summoning by offering these things to her. (oh yeah The Groke is a girl so)

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Lettukestien kuvateksti eri some-kanavissa

Facebook: Tein meille iltapalaks vähä lättyjä :)

Instagram: Lettuja! #pancakes #goodday #foodstagram #foodgasm #lettukestit #hyväruokaparempimieli #cooking #homemade

Jodel: Ruokakooman ainekset 👌👌

Snapchat: ❤❤👍👍🥞😋

Tumblr: I made the most delicious finnish crepes! :)

Suomitumblr: Perkele ko tuli hyviä lättyjä

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the tag of my country on tumblr is full of:

•moomins •taking pride in cussing •kalevala •our traditions •taking pride in our inventions (such as nokia and saunas) •some amounts of gay shit •meet you at the marketplace ™ •2008 styled memes •2008 styled drinking memes •drinking memes •drinking

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Kun on koeviikko ja katot koealuetta ekaa kertaa koetta edeltävänä iltana

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must on kiva kattoo ku suomalaiset rebloggaa toisilta suomalaisilta. tulee isänmaallinen olo.

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

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A baroque masterpiece (via) 

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vihaan hometta ja ny oon osa sitä

Kun seuraat yhtä suomipaskablogia, seuraat niitä kaikkia.

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vihaan hometta ja ny oon osa sitä

Kun seuraat yhtä suomipaskablogia, seuraat niitä kaikkia.

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there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

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mitä kemissä syödään

kemikaalia

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Johannes Kastaja

Mä oon aina halunnutkin tietää mikä Raamatun hahmo mä oisin…

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My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.