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joey-lumbermouth · 7 months
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joey-lumbermouth · 7 months
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If you’ve survived your suicidal thoughts/suicide attempts, I am proud of you. If you’ve made a milestone in being clean, I am proud you. If you’ve relapsed, I’m still proud of you. If you’re still struggling this very moment with your mental health, I am still so proud of you.
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joey-lumbermouth · 7 months
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joey-lumbermouth · 7 months
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Life doesn’t end at 18, guys. Just today I drank yet another cup of coffee and it was delicious.
Some people see routine as sad or something but every day I’m still like oh boy coffee time yum
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joey-lumbermouth · 7 months
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HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS
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joey-lumbermouth · 9 months
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If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would
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joey-lumbermouth · 10 months
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something something breaching containment
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joey-lumbermouth · 11 months
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no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly
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joey-lumbermouth · 1 year
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TAKUTO MARUKI? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING TAKUTO MARUKI GODDAMN FOOL PAPER WRITING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY TAKUTO MARUKI
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT TAKUTO MARUKI I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH FUCKED UP RESEARCH WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME.
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said takuto maruki was on the other side i would piss on god's feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down.
if i have to deal with takuto maruki speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my save out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of getting to skip any time when he is mentioned or alive
i dont even know why i hate him so much. he writes papers but i am just mad because i am angy
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some academic shithead who's a fan of fix it fics and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had the metaverse make him kill a man because if he didn't im gonna make him
paypal.com/IFuckingHateTakutoMaruki
arcs not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his palace and I lost it where the fuck is takuto maruki if he's still alive im going to deeply wish he wasnt
crusty old man
i'll punch maruki and his sad school counselor twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all that's left is one paper he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient Yiddish.
im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point
i hope theres a date given for when takuto died or will die so i can set a reminder for it on my phone
everyday once a year i will look at it and do anything but pay respect for the man who had so much fucked up if true ideas
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joey-lumbermouth · 1 year
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joey-lumbermouth · 1 year
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men are out there having thighs.....
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joey-lumbermouth · 1 year
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joey-lumbermouth · 1 year
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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
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joey-lumbermouth · 1 year
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I wish that ao3 had an option to filter warnings (and tbh certain authors) out like I will never ever want to read it and just seeing it puts me off so much that often I end up closing my browser because that content upsets me so much lmao
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joey-lumbermouth · 1 year
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i hella like this bout nero
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joey-lumbermouth · 1 year
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(through gritted teeth) fuck it we ball
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joey-lumbermouth · 2 years
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why the fuck does english have a word for
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but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
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