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"my son is fine" your creature needs constant affection and affirmation to get off and if you don't positively affirm everything he does he can't cum

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"cant boycott McDonald's because it's my comfort food"

"cant boycott Starbucks because it's convenient for me to eat breakfast there and I need my little treats uwu"

"cant boycott Eurovision because I like the music"

damn. cant do shit. almost like it means nothing to u

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probably the funniest insult ive ever seen. still to this day

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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

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So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

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the Great Mola Mola is a divine traveller, its perfect rubbery flesh grants it voyage from the ocean's surface to the vast depths of the mesopelagic. its body is the perfect vessel, it requires no swim bladder as it slips off into the abyss. words cannot adequately describe my mortal adoration for the Great Ocean Sunfish, may my humble attempt in ink and paper strive to capture even a sliver of its majesty.

from the depths of the mesopelagic to the glory of the sun! all hail the ocean sunfish 🙏🙏🙏

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im so fucking normal about fish

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

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the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

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misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre

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Birding is your kind of hobby if you get a visceral high from doing this

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guy whos not about to kill himself voice: im about to kill myself

guy who is about to kill himself: hey man whats up