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They will reach victory with the power of selfcare, friendship and lesbian love

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he's so normal

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tumblr are you telling me something

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You can tell that Laios has an accent. His letters are more squishy and soft and Marcille's are more angular. He pronounces a ㅁ like it's an ㅇ.

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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?

Take a 2 minute break and read this:

Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.

You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.

Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..

Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.

How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.

1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.

2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment

3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.

4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.

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Sprinkle a few drops of water over it to aid rehydration, then once it's fully heated in the microwave drop it onto a preheated skillet for a minute or so to toast the base and restore its crispiness.

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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oh and there should be a bug with an exoskeletong so strong it cannot be crushed or killed by human forces

#idk dude #if there's one thing us humans are good at #it's killing things #blowtorches‚ plasma cutters‚ thermite‚ shaped-charge high-explosives‚ etc #one way or another we're getting thru that exoskeleton #and if it comes down to it #there's always just the good old fashioned #'trap that bug in an airtight jar with no food or water then just wait a while'

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tony and peter beach day. No powers, since peter won’t have anything to swing off and tony’s tech would get sand inside.

(but what peter dosnt know won’t hurt him. Tony customized his sunglasses to analyze Peter’s behavior and compare to previous panic attacks, checking for any incoming ones. Peter is still wary of dust and sand. And it’s a power-free day… but what peter dosnt know won’t hurt him)

(and what tony dosnt know won’t hurt him. Peter is well aware that the sound of rushing water still reminds Tony of something awful. Being waterboarded, nearly drowning from the Manderin… peter knows tony and water dosnt mix. so peter’s going to keep using his super-sense, listening for Tony’s heartbeat. It’s supposed to be powers free… but what tony dosnt know won’t hurt him.)

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Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever here.

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OK I've taken pictures before ironing bc who knows when I'll get round to ironing. Some months ago I fell down a weekend research hole with some antique needlework books and read a Bunch about jacobean embroidery.

And then I drew a rocket. All the stitches are found in actual 16th century embroideries. The flame and tree of life are my own interpretation of designs that were a common motif.

I tried so many different things in this piece, and I can't decide what my favourite part is.

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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

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BRO

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Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

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ohh my god naan bread means bread bread? people are adopting a foreign word next to a general noun of their own language to specify they mean a distinct type that hails from that particular foreign country? no way man. do you have strong feelings on the word moist by any chance

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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

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