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((Small update for the blog))

((I have updated the blog’s content a small bit. Now, instead of a full list of collected items, the items page is now a place for starting items/stats and asks hints!))

((The link to the page in the bio under stats and ask hints and right here. It’s not super detailed and full of stuff yet, but I’ll add more things as I think of them))

((This blog isn’t completely dead, I just have other priorities and in general have to live life outside of asks. Basically I post here whenever I feel like it and that’s that lol))

#sherbert speaks #tboi #binding of isaac #the binding of isaac #ask blog

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What is there to go back to?

#tboi #binding of isaac #the binding of isaac #main story

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the bead being big on job implies job is a widdle baby man

Your crown makes it hard to touch your head.

Good, you meanie.

#asks #main story #the poker chip #the childs heart #binding of isaac #tboi #the binding of isaac

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ADAM I KNOW WE ARE DIGITALLY CONFINED BUT MAY I HAVE LIKE . AN AIR HUG single I imagine hugging that phone thing you have would be awkward I have no idea how big it is

He ran into the phone trying to hug you. Assuming you didn't catch it from being head-charged.

I take hugs very seriously.

#asks #main story #tboi #binding of isaac #the binding of isaac #the childs heart

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Heya, Seth! Nice to meet you even if the circumstances are... not in your favor.

Job's a good kid, but when your the oldest, there's a responsibility you have to take to make sure everyone stays safe. Adam makes that more difficult than it should be.

#asks #tboi #binding of isaac #the binding of isaac #main story #the poker chip #the childs heart #the friendship locket

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slopping wet beast

You should probably get off the floor Oh, yeah maybe. Icky

#the poker chip #tboi #asks #binding of isaac #the binding of isaac #main story

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Another day, another attempt. Haha

You are keeping tract of days?

None of us can, it's obviously a figure of speech. Stop being stupid.

I think I'm hilarious, actually.

This will be a long run. sigh.

#the binding of isaac #binding of isaac #the poker chip #tboi #asks #the childs heart #the friendship locket #main story

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You have unlocked: Seth

((I'm back! And now Seth will be joining too! But for now on things will be much more relaxed, and runs won't be tracked as intensely. Keeping up with items was a bit of a drain. Just ask my lads whatever! They need something to pass the time while in a never ending basement))

#the binding of isaac #binding of isaac #tboi #sherbert speaks #((I will miss my item stuff but idk it's also a bit much for me rn))

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((I haven’t forgotten about here. Just been stressed and busy))

“I’ve been a good little boy, haven’t I Mister Angel?”

Had this idea banging around in my head for awhile so I finally actually draw it. And wow! A real back ground, breaking new grounds lmao

#basement art #sherbert speaks #((honestly my own radio silence is annoying me more than anything lol))

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Who gave this man a license got damn 😭

#basement art #sherbert speaks #((smol))

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I just reminded myself this blog exists lol. Sorry for being dead! Life has been kicking my balls so hard and I can't even have a stable place to live for longer than a month.

I really won't until the next two months, so I'm very excited for that /s

I do want to come back because I had some cool plans here, but I have way to much I want to do. I try and come back eventually. Thank you to those who have stayed.

Sorry so many of my posts is just me explaining why I keep dying

#sherbert speaks

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JOB DID YOU KNOW THAT Y- *despawns*

You've been staring off into space for awhile now!

My bad, have a lot on my mind. This weird sense of dread has been hanging over me-

That's just the basement trying to freak you out. You know it likes to do that. I found the item room while you where passed out from your last run. I didn't go inside yet. Hoping for something good!

Job is dragged along by Adam, not trying to fight his eagerness to start the run. Just shake off that bad feeling, Job thought to himself as he stumbled around trying to keep up with Adam.

#the poker chip #the childs heart #asks #tboi #binding of isaac #the binding of isaac #main story

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((Sorry for falling off the face of the earth immediately after coming back to normal Job. Life has been very stressful lately but I'm hoping to get something here out before I have no internet access for a whole week and a half. I also have stuff I want to work on for my main first. AKA purgatory au has been waiting way to long for any kind of updates))

#sherbert speaks #((Adam killed the fuckin ask blog I can't believe it /j))

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#the poker chip #basement art #tboi #binding of isaac #the binding of isaac

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Job has returned! With a new partner to join this run, Adam!

#sherbert speaks

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Where did you even get that?

The weird phone thing following you around gave it to me

I was so worried that I’d lose you next run! So happy to see you again!

Job are you feeling alright? That’s a floating phone you’re talking to.

#the poker chip #asks #tboi #binding of isaac #the binding of isaac #main story #((eeyyyyy he’s back!))

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*Spawns Red Key* GO CRAZY TAINTED KING BOY

The transfer process had chopped up the item, leaving only a key shard. Good thing this was all he needed to get out

Yes! Finally I can be free! No more siting around waiting for answers!

N̛͍̪̼̹̳̈́̓̍̓̂ͧͤ͒̚ò͇ͮ͐͆̍̉ͫ͜͞w̸͕̘̳̜̯͚̥͊̄ͫ ̸̥̭̹͓̺͖ͤ̎̑̀̅͛͜I̧͔̱͎̯̝̊̐̎̒ͭ̕ ͍̫̯͙̥͈̝̬̎͛͐ͭ̉̚c̸̵̮͙̞̬̩̞̯̘̓̈ͬ̑ͮͩ͐͞ȃͫͥ͑͒͛́́҉̬̮̘͇̹ň̵ͬͅͅ ̽͏̢̳̖̠͎̯g̥͙̜̙͑ͤe̦̬̗̓̓͞t̶̯͇̹̫͚ͬ̒̒̓̈́ ̗̟̾͗̽́̉̄͊ͦ̕t̢̹͕͓̐͢͜h͙͍̪̩͍̫͆ͯͭ̊ͦ̄̉̈́͟͝ͅe̢̱̭̦̹̭̫̳ͬ̈͋ͪͮm̿҉͇̤̣̫͇͓̣̖̘ ̢̜̳̬̰͇̪̙͕̒̊ͨͤ̆͆m̸̫͙͈̔̒ͯͣ̆͛y̧̡̳ͪ̐s̸̛̬͓͎͍ͫͨͪͤ͡e̴̲̭ͤ̽̀ͣ̾͒ͯͣ͟l̼̼͇̭̺̼̩̺͖ͨ̿ͮ̅̓͐̋ͦ̋f̰͖̌̃͐̏̏͟͞

He was running around the closet picking up all of his messy drawings and shoving them into an old folder he had found the papers in. He grabbed the shard as quickly as he could and ran to the door.

A red key hole and door knob has appeared where there wasn't one before. Job rushed to the door, slamming the small shard into the key hole. A "click!" sound rang when the key had been inserted.

And just like that, the phone had stopped working and everything went dark yet again.

#the poker chip #asks #tboi #the binding of isaac #binding of isaac #event: the destitute's call #((Event is over! I'll be closing asks for a short bit as I work on the post that brings us back to our main path))