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star trek is superior because of that one time in TNG where worf, a canonically fierce klingon, smiles softly and tells his crewmates about klingon mating rituals, which involve the male of the species reading love poetry to their chosen mate, while the woman roars and claws at them and chucks increasingly dangerous projectile weapons their way……. just imagined two gay klingon warriors reading poetry to each other in bed, and i had to lie down………… just imagined two lesbian klingon soldiers absolutely rawing it, mad max style, and i had to melt into a puddle…………..

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like i know there are a lot of fics out there where other vulcans are all “oh man, jim kirk’s so freakin HOT how’d spock get in his pants” but IF ANYTHING it’s actually the reverse. spock shows up on vulcan one day with Jim on his arm and all the other vulcans are OUTRAGED. They’ve spent years mooning (logically) over spock’s flaxen bowl cut. his dark eyes. his slightly lax emotional control that gives him just a hint of the “bad boy” vibe that we all know vulcans secretly go wild for. Sarek receives like a thousand bonding proposals a year from VSA graduates who all have google alerts set to notify them when spock gets a new xeniobiology article published. and then they find out. that the object of their (totally logical) affections. had the equivalent of a las vegas wedding with the human captain of his starfleet ship while in the middle of a five year mission. vulcans may be too logical to riot but on that day, a good many vulcans had to meditate for an extra hour or two just to contain their rage

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let them live, riker

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Tiny!Kirk appreciation post.

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when people are like ‘you see homosexual subtext in everything you’re stretching ugh!!!!! you have an agenda!!!!’ and you’re just standing there like

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Spock, McCoy, we’re beaming down. Standard equipment.

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“Are you surprised to find that I’ve read Byron, Doctor?”

“Knowing your propensity for DRAMA, Spock? Not at all.”

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Commander Data + insecurity 

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entire ds9 senior staff: garak if someone’s trying to kill you, just tell us and we’ll help you. you don’t have to literally blow yourself up

garak:

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y’know they call him “bones” because he

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AT LAST, the full comic! I won the comics competition at UniCon with it :) they gave me a fancy award made of glass

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current emotion: Jim Kirk’s face when he is surrounded by things he doesn’t like. 

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this shit never gets old