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The Desolation of Smaug Appendices

"I’ve never seen anything like it, and I’m English, I’m a tea fan; it’s one of the pillars of my life probably. But I’ve never seen anything like the amount of tea he drinks." - Martin Freeman

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But what about:

Fairies with the wings of an eagle instead of a butterfly

Or the wings of an albatross, because these water fairies spend their lives at sea and need powerful wings to travel across oceans

Cave fairies with black skin smooth as soft leather and the wings of bats, seeing with sound

Fairies who live deed in untouched jungle whose wings look like leaves and skin streaked with green so they can remain hidden in the trees

Albino fairies that live deep in the antarctic where no human can survive, the size of small planes, flying around in dazzling areal displays then dropping to the ground, snow white skin and hair serving as camouflage when actual planes fly over head

Fairies that live amongst humans that are so tiny we mistake them for insects or don’t even notice them at all

Fairies 

That is all

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According to my pokedex Blaziken can clear a 30 story building in one jump. Imagine youre just standing there and this long ass chicken just fuckin takes off into the god damn sky

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The only power worth snot is the power to get up after you fall down.

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nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."

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anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

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I was going to buy Divergent and then I saw this review

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"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

"i don’t know what to draw"

"i always mess up"

"BUT I SUCK"

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Harley and Ivy to the rescue.

Batman: Black and White #3.