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jillofallinterests · 8 months
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if i was a college professor, i'd go on RateMyProfessors and and post increasingly wild and outlandish things about myself under anon accounts every semester
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jillofallinterests · 8 months
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forget the "if neither of us are married by age 35, let's marry each other" trope, if I haven't vanished under mysterious circumstances by age 35, you all know what you have to do
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jillofallinterests · 8 months
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the inherent sexual tension between my laptop screen with the brightness set to surface-of-the-sun and the fly buzzing around it at 10:47pm
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