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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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ace attorney badge

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i cant help but notice that the chocolate chips cookies you brought to the potluck yesterday had bad vibes. so i went through your cabinets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocolate chips you used. i mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified. but i just couldn't shake that itching sense that sometning was off. i infiltrated the chocolate company's headquarters by posing as IT support. and you know what I found? the guy who designed the labels got a dui in 2007. so it turns out my instincts were right and you're a terrible person.

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This Week on: Sonic The Hedgehog

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I love you dead punctuation marks.

#tone indicators

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Gyakuten Saiban 3 4koma kingdom- “Edgeworth Brand” translation

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If colors had tumblr

🍀 greenasthegrass Follow

hate when yellow gets all the credit for being a primary color when it's literally r G b

⭐️ mellow-yellow Follow

uhh... i literally am a subtractive primary. like yeah it sucks that you don't get the recognition you deserve but you don't have to put down other colors

🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

at least you're on the color wheel :(

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💎 cyan-ide Follow

I hate colors whose hex codes start with F. It's literally such a red flag

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🔍 clearasday Follow

not absorbing light, not reflecting light, but a secret third thing (letting it pass through me)

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🔮therealroyalpurple Follow

you're in her dms, i'm a fundamental part of her personality. we are not the same.

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🍎 rubyred Follow

if you can't be represented by a wavelength of light you're not a real color

🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

this is literally so toxic wtf! colors that are perceived only when the short and long cones are activated together are valid!

🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

tired of ppl telling me i'm the "absence of color" and therefore not a color myself. like you don't get to choose how I identify!

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🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

why is everyone saying that orange is the new me. I literally haven't gone anywhere

🏀 thecolornotthefruit Follow

sounds like a skill issue????

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💎 cyan-ide Follow

stop saying me and blue look alike!!! we are literally different colors!!!

💙 therealroyalblue Follow

yeah i'm so much hotter than that

💎 cyan-ide Follow

fuck you

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thank you for coming to my tumblr post

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So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

#... Phoenix writhtm...

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AAI was actually hysterical for having Edgeworth say “I’m going to conquer my fear of elevators!” and then immediately open the elevator to reveal a dead body

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2000s fbi anti piracy ad themed blowjob

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scientist voice: today i will be a dick to this cricket 

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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

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merry almost christmas fellas

Schrödinger’s Patricide in which you absolutely did not do it but you shouldn’t look directly at it ID:  Ace Attorney Fanart; digital drawing of Miles Edgeworth cowering in what appears to be a cardboard box, of which Phoenix Wright is opening the lid. The inside of the box is rendered to look like the inside of an elevator. A tiny Gregory Edgeworth appears slumped over against one of the walls of the box. End ID.

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My favorite thing about christmas is that this always happens every single year to the ace attorney tag. It’s beautiful.