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I recall at least one of you guys having worked with livestock animals. Why are cows so damn indestructible while horses keel over and die if mercury is in retrograde or a dog barked in Kazakhstan?

gettingvetted here.

Let me tell you a story about how livestock animals work.

In the beginning, God created the horse. God looked at the horse and saw that it was beautiful and strong. “However,” God said, “it breaks too easily.”

Then God created the cow. God looked at the cow and saw that it was more durable than the horse, and tasted good to boot. “However,” God said, “it poops too much.”

Then God created the goat. God looked at the goat and saw that it was perfect.

God looked around and saw that he still had some spare bits of fluff on his work table, but no brains to put into it. So then God created the sheep.

Now let me tell you what my equine surgery professor said on the first day of class.

“Horses are only interested in two things: homicide, and suicide.”

And that’s all you need to know about horses.

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Oh hell

Nurse Cris is now at his very limit with the new task. I wasn't aware I... don't take blood ecetera so well.

#help

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🎵Hello ma baby, hello ma honey, hello ma ragtime gaaaaal🎵

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Saint George and the Rescued Maiden by Henry Charles Fehr

#wow that is one shitty statue o.o #i'm impressed #the feck is up with that sword #the feck is up with her #dragon ate her clothes? #that tiny thing of a dragon????

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Nurse Cris has failed.

One nipple is gone. I don't know if I did something wrong or my bro did something wrong or it was just... i dunno bad luck.

Anyway, last bit of money is now spend on special bandages and iodcreme because who needs nutrition anyway.

Hell, if I had known this shit would cost so much AFTERWARDS....

#mastectomy #my bro is not in a good mood #me neither

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Leutstettener/Sárvár stallion Hopehely

Source: https://thepixelnomad.com/leutstettener-sarvar/

#never heard of this breed #will look into it

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#YES

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you bottle Miette??

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The important questions that come up after having left behind christianity for... about 16 years: Can a priest bless the whole sea or is there an effective blessing range? Does the range increase when you become dean or bishop? Can the Pope bless the sea? Are all those who go swimming baptised? Does tap water in a blessed pot automatically become holy water?

#i need answers

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Source

Want more info? Here ya go: 

This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science 

ALSO:

Sex redefined

“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”

More on anti-trans arguments as bad science

#very true #and thats stuff that was discovered not just now but pretty early in the 2000s #if i remember correctly

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Hi all! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ What a productive April I had! This makes me so happy (o´∀`o) Today I decided to take a break from men and draw something else, I came across a picture of Rineus with my Prophetess (I’m just replaying Enderal（*＾-＾*）), I just can’t hold back my tears when I get to the moment with him. How I feel sorry for such a beautiful boy (╥﹏╥) (the idea of the painting is not mine)

#enderal #.... #the feels

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#dikdiks are precious

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#i see (hear) what you are doing here

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i love how cats use their little walnut brains to go, "hm. it appears mother is moving very quickly and carrying many things. i bet it would be very helpful if i got right in front of her feet. this will make everything work more smoothly and won't lead to mother almost launching herself down the stairs to avoid kicking me. i am so good at plans."

#by now i have some kind of super sense #the slightest brush of hair against my legs will instantly make me pause in movement until i can identify if the situation is safe

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old woman: "Feeding pidgeons is not allowed."

Me: "I don't feed pidgeons."

old woman: "Those are pidgeons behind you."

Me: "I think you need to clean your glasses. Those are hooded crows. They help keep the pidgeon population around here in check, in case you are concerned."

... what followed was icy silence and a weirdly aggressive pull on her grandma-cart full of groceries.

#news on the murder #some day i'll get murdered in my sleep by concerned old ladies #the grandpas have all been super happy about the crows so far

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

#important?

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Hooded Crow

Prominent in Irish folklore, the Hooded Crow is also conspicuous throughout the Irish landscape. Folktales help to define a people's cultural history with a tendency to be long-lived.

#huh