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jew-itch · 3 years
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jew-itch · 3 years
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jew-itch · 3 years
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jew-itch · 3 years
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Do you ever think about me?
About if we had the baby?
I can't help but wonder about all the lives I'll never live.
This one is very good.
And the present is all I have.
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jew-itch · 4 years
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we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed
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jew-itch · 5 years
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Doing a tarot spread for a friend: all upright cards, super positive and uplifting, great advice
Doing a tarot spread for myself: “Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy? Have some reversals and the Tower”
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jew-itch · 5 years
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Stop talking shit about your tarot card pulls!
DEATH is TRANSFORMATION & NEW LIFE
THE TOWER is MUCH NEEDED CHANGE
THE DEVIL is RELEASING YOUR CHAINS
10 of SWORDS is the END OF A CYCLE
5 of PENTACLES
3 of SWORDS is AN OPPORTUNITY TO GROW
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jew-itch · 5 years
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i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?
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jew-itch · 5 years
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27 today and still the cutest little sad girl in the world.
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jew-itch · 5 years
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@staff u pack of bastards
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jew-itch · 5 years
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Gemini, SAGITTARIUS, Pisces, ARIES, Aquarius
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jew-itch · 5 years
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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 
“A scam” people are fucking wild.  
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jew-itch · 5 years
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i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries
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jew-itch · 5 years
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can i just like…,., live in some small village by a big forest/woods in europe that has many mysteries that i can solve and explore and abandoned buildings that no one knows about and live in a tiny cottage with my dog and eventually find love while i study psychology,..,. with lots of plants and everyone is nice and knows each other,.,., and travel a lot,., is that too much to ask???
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jew-itch · 5 years
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user: tittie
tumblr:  STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
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jew-itch · 6 years
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jew-itch · 6 years
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by Ah Bee Panda
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