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So, I started a new job. At this job, we pay an FAA safety briefing to guests. Two things stood out to me - Don't step behind the rear door of the helicopter, beware of the tail rotor. - Only approach the helicopter from the front ... Where have I heard that before? HORSES

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TOLD WHEN I LEARNED TO RIDE HORSES

HELICOPTERS ARE SKY HORSES CONFIRMED

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KITT is a no-nonsense business woman from the big city, and Michael Knight is the charming country boy who will teach her the meaning of Christmas and how to live life to the fullest.

#knight rider #k.i.t.t. #KITT #michael knight

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It's ma boi Kitt

Acrylic on canvas board

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home is where you are

#pmd #pmd eos #explorers of sky #pmd explorers #pmd comic #eevee #vulpix

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putting on some fucking rizz

this version of kitt belongs to @ohmystarrynight

#human!Kitt #oooo #knight rider

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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

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my advice to you is to never waste your time trying to fit into a club or hobby or any community who makes you beg for acceptance and approval just to participate when you could do the alternative—get involved in a niche and endangered hobby run primarily by old people.

i wanted to learn how to hunt ruffed grouse and train bird dogs so i sent an email to my local chapter of the ruffed grouse society explaining that getting into wildlife groups is intimidating to me because I’m trans

and all they saw was that someone under 60 wanted to learn to hunt grouse & several months into my mentorship I was told that like 7 old guys argued over me until they had to pick a number between 1 and 100 to decide who got to personally mentor me.

imagine vying for the acceptance of some gatekeeping weirdos when your mere interest could be inciting verbal combat among retirees

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Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

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🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

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and they were the best of friends forever

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#Monsters Inc. #I don't remember much of the movie mind you me and my sister were too busy running around like crazy XP #fortunately the theater was pretty empty as my mom recalls #But yeah that was the first movie I ever saw in theaters

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ok but have you ever seen a parked blimp?

why is this so goddamn funny

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Mothman…..!!!

#fandom: smt #persona #shin megami tensei #persona mothman #fanart

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There's MERCH??

#year of luigi #fearless year of shadow #sonic #sth

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weird observation but how come no one ever talks about how dave the barbarian was biracial