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You can only sit like that over the promenade if you have NO BONES and DO NOT TAKE FALL DAMAGE

MY BITCH POSE IS NEEEEAASTY

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I like to think they're very happy together. I can absolutely see E and M losing their shit over that to this degree.

Do you think we'll ever get to see the two missing space marine legions/primarchs? It's always bothered me that we've basically been told "well actually there are two that no one ever knows about and we'll never tell you."

Also, any theories as to who they are/what they did? I came across a dumb meme that made me laugh, saying that the two missing primarchs are Gork and Mork, and that if they landed on Ork worlds and enough Orks believed they were gods, well...

I have no clue. They're an old, in-house reference to the Lost Legions of Rome. It was never intended to be deeper than that at the time, as far as we know. We might get to see more concrete stuff about them; anything is possible, but I really don't think they're high on the priority list of "Things GW want to expand on". At all.

I don't have any concrete theories on them. We know what they did was, apparently, horrifying and antithetical to the Imperium (or at least that's what Malcador and Big E implanted in the minds of the other primarchs). Maybe they rejected the Emperor outright. Maybe they sided with xenos. Maybe they became destabilised warp horrors that showed the truth of what the primarchs were. Maybe they weren't killed, and successfully abandoned the Imperium and wider galaxy utterly, and their deaths were fabricated to remove notion of their fallibility. Could be an almost endless list of potential situations.

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Bad customer reviews though

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"Hi there, I'm engineer Isaac Clarke, and you know what I do in emergencies when damaged ship systems are deeply unrealiable? I use small elevators. You can too!"

#dead space #isaac clarke

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Ironically this is less of an issue, as the "clearly and concisely detail your problems when you feel stressed" conditioning means organisation staff have much healthier relationships than most people.

Sci-fi organisation rigorously trains all members to clearly blurt specific nouns and verbs when suddenly surprised so that they'll give useful final radio messages instead of "oh my god!" or "no, that can't be!" Members of the organisation know this, so when one thinks their partner is cheating on them, they start suddenly scaring them with laser blasts to make them shout "DOMINIC IN THE HYDROPONICS BAY WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS WORKING!"

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Sci-fi organisation rigorously trains all members to clearly blurt specific nouns and verbs when suddenly surprised so that they'll give useful final radio messages instead of "oh my god!" or "no, that can't be!" Members of the organisation know this, so when one thinks their partner is cheating on them, they start suddenly scaring them with laser blasts to make them shout "DOMINIC IN THE HYDROPONICS BAY WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS WORKING!"

#science fiction #horror movies

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It was our last, best hope for peace.

The name of the place ... is Trash Can On Fire

#babylon 5 #deep space nine

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LAZARUS

ENMITY'S EDGE

STERN DUDE STANDS SWORDSILY

no idea if this book is any good but awarding it a 40KIEST COVER AWARD

#warhammer 40k

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Happy Threshmas!

#threshold

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Sci-fi Suffering-Off!

#deep space 9 #o'brien #ghost in the shell #togusa

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I love opening this app every day and enjoying more active analysis of thirty year old sci fi shows than mainstream news gives active storm systems.

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I pictured a sequinned transforming dinosaur so thank you

glamrock!!!

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Making a remixed Babylon 5 RPG game, fully detailed, but every session descends into a 3d pacman version of "find and kill the Morden"

#babylon 5 #morden

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Seemed to be just making sure nobody got anything too dangerous too soon, booping species with a rolled-up newspaper whenever they tried to get anything like immortality.

I realize they aren’t a big fan of this question, but what *do* the Vorlons want? I know that they want to take out all the Shadows and prove their way is the best, but what is “their way”? We get vague statements about liking order and discipline, but the only specific actions of theirs that we see or hear about are those pertaining to stopping the Shadows. But supposing the Shadows did get completely wiped out and the Vorlons had free run at shepherding the younger races, what would they actually do? Surely they must have some guiding philosophy beyond “fuck what those guys are doing”?

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Toji on his way to get into Eva Unit-03

#neon genesis evangelion #toji #deadmeat

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<rolling drums from that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, corgi eventually suddenly brutally stabs you>

Blessing your timeline

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And as in the show I'm feeling for Mickey, he does not deserve this treatment, why are you never on time you have a goddamn time machine

jack harkness rose tyler & the doctor are like the world’s most fucked up polycule and yet I wish every day we got more of them together. throw mickey in there for the hell of it its so funny. jack is like “we’re all bffs but also you two are in love with each other but also I’m desperately in love with both of you” and rose is like “i flirt for fun & as an expression of affection. because i’m young and recovering from an abusive relationship i have trouble quantifying my existing romantic feelings. i’d make out with either or both of you at the drop of a hat. it’s so great that we’re all friends :)” and the doctor is like “i am in love with rose tyler i want to spend the rest of my lives with her she is everything. however i am a monster and i destroy everything i touch so instead i will be fucking jack harkness on the tardis floor”. and meanwhile mickey just wants them to meet up with him on time for once