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La croix white claw kombumcha kratom lean cold brew grey goose tulsi gabbord industrial complex

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I’m going to be honest…. I haven’t been on here bc I am terrified of having a seizure again. Which is why my account hasn’t been active lately. Today that terrifying fear came true and I had another seizure. We don’t know why, I’m too scared to sleep bc I’m scared I might have a seizure even doing that.

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the award for “Most Creative Chapter Titles” goes to medieval Arabian writers

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a watched pot never boils but

an unwatched pot boils over

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Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

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one of the reasons mental illness sucks so fucking much is because people around you can literally tell you again and again that they love you, that they think you’re cool and funny, that they support you in every way, that you’re talented or intelligent, and no matter how many times they say it you’ll always cringe and shake your head and say “no, no i’m not, really” but the SECOND someone says one bad thing about you, even just once. You believe it completely. 

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I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

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do u ever look at ur body and regret all the junk food you’ve ever eaten but then proceed to eat more junk food to comfort urself

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Today in "Unnecessarily Gendered Products" : White Now Men

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

OK first that looks weird

…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

………….wait

WHAT THE FUCK

whaaaaat ?

that was weird ….

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A concept : me sinking into my mattress, my bones become honey, my skin feels of silk. Soft sounds flow around my head and through my body

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Monet’s Pond, Seki City, Gifu Prefecture, Japan. Credit: Hidenobu Suzuki

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I’ll Never Forget.

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so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

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a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up