Happy people can be so cruel. Is it so hard to believe that sympathy could be born from pain and suffering? Why do you reject god’s mercy? Why do you cling to this corrupt world?
if too much interesting but serious shit is happening and it’s stressful, sometimes you get the urge to use social media and waste time and and act unprofessional. if NO interesting stuff is currently happening in your life, and you are understimulated, sometimes you go on social media because your brain will get a fix of current events or what have you and trick you into thinking you have more of a sense of community than you really do. The trick to counteract this is to make sure you have a perfect balance of interesting events going on in your life to feed your little shriveled up zoomerlennial adrenal gland. How do we do this? Well, there’s many ways. One of the most popular ways these days that people our age stimulate their adrenal gland?
A simple, accessible, mindful diet. We call it “Nightshading.” I haven’t consciously* used social media in 9 months because of the events that befall me due to my diet. (my feed might say otherwise, but diurnal sleepwalking is another possible side effect of nightshading. I don’t remember, so I don’t feel guilty about wasting my time)
nightshaders stick to a specific diet. we eat clean, we eat as raw as we can without endangering ourself with prion disease. we eat vegetables and leaves such as spinach or carrots when the mood strikes us, but the core of our diet is simple: we only eat meat if the animal has been fed potatoes for its entire life, we eat this meat 6 days a week, and we eat this meat only when the meat has begun to sprout.
pic provided by my friend Shelly a fellow nightshader
Since nightshading I’ve experienced the positive effects of a “carnist” diet without the medical drawbacks. but more to the point of this post, the side effects of corpse breath/hole pain are nothing in comparison to the bonuses i get from being CLEAN, UNTAINTED by CARBS and REFINED sugars. one of those bonuses is that my luck statistics have been altered. the sprouts you eat pull things towards you, attraction. i’ve been pulling a lot. beautiful men, beautiful women, non fatal car crashes, job opportunities. I’m keeping busy handling all of this newfound specialness to my life, my body is completely operational, i have no need for sitting with myself quietly and reflecting on my past, present and future actions, and i am not consciously aware of my urges to post or any “FOMO.”
This might not be “body positive” of me to say but there is no longer an excuse to eat unenlightened food. once you unplug your conscious mind and start sprouting i mean eating sprouted meat, you will notice the difference almost instantly. if it purified me, it can purify you.
'muscle man,' plate 7 by andreas vesalius, 1934 in spectacular bodies: the art + science of the human body from leonardo to now - martin kemp + marina wallace (2000)
Incredible photos from the operating room taken by Max Aguilera-Hellweg in his book The Sacred Heart, An Atlas Of The Body Seen Through Invasive Surgery, 1997, Bulfinch Press, Little Brown & Company, New York
CW ANIMAL REMAINS/GORE, not too graphic but still potentially disturbing
The morgue scene in the game The Museum of Anything Goes (1995) was actually done with a pig carcass, but regardless I'm sure it scared a lot of kids, even as an adult it's pretty unsettling