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It's absolutely hilarious to me that we are shown Charles being jealous of every dude who talks to Edwin but even though Edwin says "I just find her so oddly charming" about Niko and they clearly click almost instantly, Charles is not jealous at all??

Like, did Charles clock Edwin a long time ago already or what? dude was so secure that Niko was not a threat, but Monty and the Cat King? oh no no no

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hey uh not for nothing but uhhHHHH

blue... and red ? alrighty

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My current fixation 🌼☀️🌟

Base/reference:

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MY GIRLIES RAGHHH

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The fact we all clocked Charles bisexuality not because he was weirdly comfortable with staring at his best mate like he'd be willing to dedicate his entire existence to him but because this man couldn't sit straight for his life and literally used a fucking ladder instead of looking for a normal chair will never not be funny to me.

Not even the eyeliner, the corny slang or the slutty earring did it for us. It was all about him sitting too queer for a straight man.

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So these cases matter. They have to matter.

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Dead boy detectives is just Edwin and the bad bitches he pulled by being weird and autistic.

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whether he believes its platonic or not charles LITERALLY walked into hell to get edwin back and then referenced orpheus and eurydice when edwin admitted his feelings like....ya boy did not have time to work out his complicated edwin feelings and possible bisexuality on the steps of literal hell but I'm not counting him out just yet

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dash is asleep post the little german boy collection

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Spot the bisexuals

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James: If you had to choose between Sirius and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Remus: That depends, how much money are we talking about? Sirius: Remus! James: 3 knuts and 1 sickle. Remus: …I’ll take the money. Sirius: REMUS!!!

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got hooked on dbd didn’t i

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THERES ALSO TALKING CATS

Come watch Dead Boy Detectives!

We have:

Bitchy boy from Hell

Friendly guy who solves 90% of problems with a cricket bat

Girl with a demon in her head who can see your memories (but not her own)

Anxious shut-in girl who is actually really friendly and colourful

Lesbian whose Big Knife makes up for her awkward attitude

A murderous 300ish year old witch who would unironically call herself a girlboss

Bird

Really tiny, really bitchy iconic duo that feeds on attention

Not a Catboy, but a CatmanTM

Cute librarian :)

A man with a catchphrase who is also a walrus. He will sell you approximately something slightly to the left of what you asked for

A demon with nothing better to do than bother his ex

Victorian girl with a glowing squid for a pet

Immortal CPS worker with too much paperwork

Death played by Kirby Howell-Baptiste

One (1) man with no trauma

The best take on Lilith I've ever seen. That's not a joke it's just my honest opinion

Ghost postman. He delivers the ghost post

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me to the three people who interact with my posts

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i think the fandom moved on too fast from the fact that charles actually looks up the old timey insults edwin uses. like. that's so funny and actually sweet and really domestic to me.

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monty actually is just a silly little guy. he got 5 days on earth and chose to spend them being gay, serving cunt, pining over a bitchy twink, and looking at the stars