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spent far too long laughing at this chaotic little guy. he is only ever either yelling or running around like a little freak
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gay new yorker. faggot about it!
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any movie can be free if you know where to go
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getting stoned and playing minecraft: stand still fro 1 hour watching your friends build something
getting stoned and playing sekiro: beat every boss hitless first try and finish the game in 1 second
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indecisive girl i am so sorry that you do not know what you want. i will think about you and pray for you before bed indecisive girl
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Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight
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Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:
If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.
If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.
I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.
There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.
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Did Zeus post this?
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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests
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Elden Ring lore is so great. god-queen Faggot does selfcest and gives birth to twins Every Disease and White Baby
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the baddest bitch i fumbled? myself
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mentally? i’m him
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