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#tgp #the good place

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The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

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this is legitimately the funniest thing ive seen all day

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more

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Mother and Father 🫶

#I'M SO SAD ABOUT THEM #in my head they live happily ever after together and they rule the house of the hearth in domestic bliss ♡ #genshin impact #arlecchino #clervie #arlevie

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i don’t flirt i just say weird shit until you tell me i’m pretty & wanna kiss me

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40 FICTIONAL FEMALE DYNAMICS #9. Taissa Turner & Shauna Shipman (Yellowjackets)

I'm scared to go to sleep. Then I'll stay awake, okay? And I won't let you go anywhere.

#ah my darlings ♡ #yellowjackets

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call me moses. um. call her. um wait. call me moses the way her bush speaks to me

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you know what really gets my goat?

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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

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i’m at my clits end

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“not everything has to be about lesbians” i mean true but

why limit ourselves

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[names my sons cain and abel] alright. get to it

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest