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Throwback Thursday: to whenever this pokefest started.

#tbt #ssjemilyshpriggs #had to try to upload this three times #poke #mshpiece #jasondftba

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Who's that pokemon?

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Shpiecial Bird

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kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

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we both made one at the exact same time. wowwwwwwwww

(i title this [sh]piece, dj spriggs wubwub)

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If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you

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look at this. this is my boyfriend’s attempt at scrabble. my boyfriend tried to put down yaoi. he doesn’t even know what yaoi is. i don’t know how he found out about yaoi. what the fuck is yaoe. did he really think i would give him points for writing yaoi to start with? i would have deducted points. -8. this does not happen.

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Terrible valentines going around tumblr you say? here are some bad legend of zelda pick up lines (and one valentine oops)

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I crave adventure, attention, and you.

6 word story (via audrotas)

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Overy Suave IT Guy [via] Previously: Best of 10 Guy

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That moment when the extent of the conversation with your SO about sex is you and them saying "sex" back and forth.

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lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

*casually taking note of what my SO reblogs*

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I love you” means that I accept you for the person that you are, and that I do not wish to change you into someone else. It means that I will love you and stand by you even through the worst of times. It means loving you even when you’re in a bad mood, or too tired to do the things I want to do. It means loving you when you’re down, not just when you’re fun to be with. “I love you” means that I know your deepest secrets and do not judge you for them, asking in return that you do not judge me for mine. It means that I care enough to fight for what we have and that I love you enough not to let go. It means thinking of you, dreaming of you, wanting and needing you constantly, and hoping you feel the same way for me.

Jonathan Safran Foer (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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