jellyfishlilith109

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Ok but is it really a girls night if you dont summon at least one (1) demon??

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Feel like normal life is wearing you down?

Want to give up on human society?

Well you can!

BECOME A CRYPTID!!!

Just follow these steps and you too can become a much beloved monster like the mothman.

Abandon all of your loved ones and material possessions.

Escape into the wilderness and hide your face from the sun and your fellow men.

Start haunting abandoned buildings or visiting public places like the local park at night

Grow 6 feet tall or even taller and develop glowing eyes and a raspy growl.

Coincide your appearances with bad events.

Kidnap local children for sustenance (optional)

Congrats! You have successfully become a cryptid! Now get out there and put the spooks into people you sexy, scary thing.

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Im going to the beach to find crystals and bones, ya’ll want anything?

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Get your fucking ass up and go hunt some cryptids. It seems no one wants to hunt cryptids these days. Surround yourself with people who want to hunt cryptids

By hunt I mean spot. If u kill mothman I will get real upset

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I'm a supporter of making pathetic characters

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Why can't I have fangs

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Diversity win: the man sending you to your death is wearing a skirt

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men should look disheveled and be on the ground more often

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I keep seeing posts that are like:

Person #1: *Meme about breaking news* Person #2: I can’t keep learning the news like this. Person #3: If you’re going to a circus, expect to see clowns.

But the thing is, sure, everyone on tumblr expects to see clowns.

What we don’t expect is for the clowns to do this:

And this has been the exact energy of this website for months.

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Papyrus allows himself to curse only 3 (three) total times in his lifetime. He's using it all now.

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I dont normally post undertale, cause i kinda like it on the dl but yes pls let papyrus cuss

YESSSS !! FINALLY !! Let Papyrus Say Fuck dayyyyyy my beloved

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hey if you’re in the U.S. and use food stamps or know somebody who does i found this online cookbook that has recipes for eating well on approximately $4/day :o) 

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Greetings: Sun Versus Moon

☀️🌙

Glitched Twilight: Chapter 1

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"bisexuals can't do this" "bisexuals can't do that" bisexuals can do your mom AND your dad

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Day 16

These will all be posted under the hashtag "plush of the day"

Bronty the brontosaurus

Large is bronty beanie buddy and small is bronty teenie beanie

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Day 15

These will all be posted under the hashtag "plush of the day"

Ants the anteater

Large is ants beanie baby and small is ants teenie beanie

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Please, i need attention

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.