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i made a tbh creature in spore [2008]

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I noticed today that the deadname of a client was clearly visible in their client file because it was their legal name, and flagged it for IT. I specifically flagged it as "Hey, if someone sees this and calls our client the wrong name, we'll lose them as a client." IT emailed me back immediately, and it's now invisible except on their contract with us, which the majority of us don't have direct access to, as opposed to their client file.

The reason I flagged it framing it as a loss is that what matters to most companies is money. If you can flag a bigoted practice as something that will lose customers, clients, or get them a lawsuit, that is significantly more likely to get taken care of quickly than trying to appeal to their better nature. I could have flagged it as "Hey, this is going to make our client really upset if they hear it.", which was my actual motivation for flagging it, but if I had, then it probably would have been taken care of in a few days or even weeks, not hours.

Always hit them with the profit argument for quick and decisive action.

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just normal dragonlord things- like having a dragon climb on your back while you're trying to do the dishes

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Sugardaddy/sugarbaby relationship but the one with money is an annoying 23 year old who like, made a successful app in college or something, and the poor one is a 40-something single dad with medical debt who was just 'made redundant' at his soul-killing job. Mmmmm-hmmmm.... Thinking about this.

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the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

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guy who gets home from being held hostage by another guy and the first thing he does is google “i think i like men”

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Light’s mom & sister: Light died trying to fight Kira he must be happy in heaven 🥺😔

Matsuda:

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High quality plot twist

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listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat

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GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

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FAVE OBSCURE BLORBOS ROUND 1 (PART 2): Match 13 of 16

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

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A doctor: why you want top surgery

Me, a trans: you know those really douchey tank tops? The ones with the comically open arm holes?

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