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there are so many bots following me

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U know what? Obi-wan gives off Mom energy. Like that vibe when you can feel it in your bones that they love you so much and disappointing them is genuinely painful.

The negotiator? Yeah 1/4 of those negotiations was him giving sad disappointed eyes at them with hands on hips and they crumble under the sheer weight of their shame.

Anakin was oblivious to obi-wan’s Mom status because Palpatine is an ASS-

Baby Anakin: Obi-wan made me eat vegetables >:(

Palpatine: oh what a shame. A true loving guardian wouldn’t do that. I bet your mother never made you eat vegetables.

Anakin who’s mom would have Totally made him eat his vegetables: YEAH RIGHT???

Order 66 is stopped cuz Obi-wan gets his Mom senses activated before he goes off to defeat Giant cyborg man and he just grabs Cody (for his deadly dad stare that has stopped baby clones in their strides before) to go get Anakin and stop him from doing something stupid.

The 212th gave them the code names Mom and Dad just so they can say “OOOOO MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING AGAIN” whenever Obi-wan and Cody bicker over battle plans.

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oh hey fox what you uh. what you got there, buddy?

bonus under the cut

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Malik forgets about Desmond sometimes and replies in a rude cutting tease way to something "Altaïr" says then is like "omg dont look at me like I kicked a puppy why are- OH DESMOND I AM SO SORRY"

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Malik forgets about Desmond sometimes and replies in a rude cutting tease way to something "Altaïr" says then is like "omg dont look at me like I kicked a puppy why are- OH DESMOND I AM SO SORRY"

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Malik forgets about Desmond sometimes and replies in a rude cutting tease way to something "Altaïr" says then is like "omg dont look at me like I kicked a puppy why are- OH DESMOND I AM SO SORRY"

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he sit

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Ghost & Roach

Roach design credit: @/BigMikeMW on twitter link to the original tweet thank you for the permission!

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

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i give commander thorn surfer babe hair and it's shrimply game over he's going to be getting a fantastic set of tits and a head full of sawdust

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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

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Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

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To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

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