jehovahhthickness

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My dad is so cute because I told him to meet up with me at 1:30pm and the man showed up at 11am LMAOOO

Obviously, he was very excited to see me 🤭🥰

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It’s my mom and dad being in the same room and being nice to each other right now after being broken up for 10 years 🥹🫶🏿

Where was this nicey nice energy when I was growing up? DUMMIES.

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LMAOOO good fucking morning y’all

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I love getting my hair pulled.

I can’t wait to grow my hair back just to have that done to me again.

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Taurus season just started and y’all already have gotten on my mf last nerve.

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I love getting my hair pulled.

I can’t wait to grow my hair back just to have that done to me again.

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It’s time for me to quit my job because these hoes are starting to piss me off every time I work.

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I hate a “I thought you were mean” ass bitch.

How can somebody be considered mean if they’ve never spoke or interacted with you before?

Clearly, you’ve been watching me very closely.

Obsessed much?

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Love it when my Doritos looks like this

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Doja Cat’s performance of “Gun” at Coachella changed my life forever.

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Doja Cat’s performance of “Gun” at Coachella changed my life forever.

I will not explain any further.

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I’m at the point where I need to use a planner

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Nothing feels better than the feeling of warm wax on your asshole while you’re getting a Brazilian.

What an extraordinary sensation to feel.

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Nothing feels better than the feeling of warm wax on your asshole while you’re getting a Brazilian.

What an extraordinary sensation to feel.

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Not interested in Beyoncé’s hair products.

Beautiful hair tho!

Now let’s ask a real serious question … When will we get the extended release of Desert Eagle???

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It’s either you tell me exactly what you want or I give you some money.

Sometimes, I won’t get you shit.

I’m definitely a “I rather give you the money for it” type of person.

I have no desire to use the very little brain cells that I have to ponder over what to get for you as a gift.

Buy your own shit because I just sent you something via Zelle just now 🤭

[jehovahhthickness]

I’m definitely a “I rather give you the money for it” type of person.

I have no desire to use the very little brain cells that I have to ponder over what to get for you as a gift.

Buy your own shit because I just sent you something via Zelle just now 🤭