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throck throck throckin on morton’s dooor

#this spoke to my soul and I couldn't tell you why #Mars maybe

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so much pain in the world but i just made the most perfect grilled cheese. hope you all get to have a perfect sandwich soon.

#the perfect grilled cheese

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i’m addicted to the feeling i get when u look at me

#cliff cliff cliff cliff

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oh to be called “my love” by your favourite person in the whole world

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#I feel this on another level rn #which is crazy bc look at it

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A Bitch Is Trying Cap 

http://www.shopanimatedtext.com/product/a-bitch-is-trying

#need #want #i will get two so Cliff can have one #that bitch is always trying #maybe I'll grab one for the whole team

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Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

#Mars #This child is amazingly chaotic

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#hehehehe

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#MY MAN IS THE BOSS LEVEL #FUCK YOU

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evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

#did mars ghostwrite this

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you know when you’re a child and you’re like what’s the big deal what’s so wrong with leaving dirty dishes in the sink and then you’re an adult and the presence of dirty dishes that the other adults in the dwelling have left in the sink makes you homicidal

#@ Gar and Tara

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The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

#we take in a lot of idiots #aesthetic

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Season Four Approaches (Via The Professor’s Twitter)

#I hope so!! This is me and Larry's favorite thing!! #Puppet History

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Look, I know I said I was the hottest member of the Doom Patrol, but I literally just posted a meme about sharks-

#spam blogs need to LEAVE

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#don't shame them for being aquatic they ain't got lungs #[The Collection] Memes