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Kanye West’s Ass after December 17th

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N U N   R A V E

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Venom: Hello Earth, I’m here to eat all of you

Eddie: Hey

Venom:

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Adding to @abyssith ’s post.

Capsize thinks Jordan and Tom are gay–Tom agrees–clearly Jordan loves him.

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Elastigirl: I’m sorry that she’s going to prison

Violet: I’m sorry that she’s rich and will probably get off with just a slap on the wrist

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The end…

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i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

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hello everyone if u have a cat that u believe needs protection you can email the san francisco cat museum and they will add your cat to the list of cats under the protective paw of Bastet the Egyptian goddess of cats http://www.catmuseumsf.org/protectpaw.html

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What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

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Ask the gays

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“Snake a snake snake snake snake snake snake uhhh shut up.”

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what a vicious attack

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Why does this look like a villain from Spyro?

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In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

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me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat