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jaydizzel2844 · 2 months
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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
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jaydizzel2844 · 4 months
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Episode 2: "Annabeth would push me down a flight of stairs to make sure the quest continued"
Episode 4: "Annabeth is pushing me down a flight of stairs to make sure the quest continues? But what if I pulled out my UNO reverse card?"
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jaydizzel2844 · 4 months
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I guess this is what would happen if a werewolf bit a skeleton.
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jaydizzel2844 · 5 months
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the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave
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jaydizzel2844 · 5 months
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I’m probably overthinking this but I wonder if Jaz calling Derek and London bae, giving the pair a group nickname is an acting trick. When she’s playing Marie she has to see Derek and London as one person because Jordan is one person to Marie so maybe referring to the two as bae helps?
she calls them bae 🥹
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jaydizzel2844 · 5 months
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One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall
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jaydizzel2844 · 6 months
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There’s nothing funnier than American Trad Caths revealing that they’re just Presbyterians that think Baroque looks cool
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jaydizzel2844 · 6 months
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I don't think anyone appreciates how funny Pope Franics actually is. Imagine being elected to the head of an over the top bad guy organization that would make you the final boss of a jrpg, and you spend your entire time there sitting around and saying things like "maybe we should reconsider our 'people dying is good' policy. I'm not saying we should reverse the 'people dying is good' policy, it's been our policy for thousands of years after all, but maybe we should, oh I don't know. Reconsider it." And every time you do so it causes half of a major world religion to get so pissed off that it almost causes a religious schism
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jaydizzel2844 · 6 months
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Marie x Jordan Drabble
No. 7
Marie opened her dorm room door to find Emma on her knees routing through her clothes drawers, which wasn’t surprising, and Jordan lying out on her bed in their smaller form, which was.
“I couldn’t have sworn my blue top was in here somewhere. Oh hey Marie.” Emma said finally noticing her arrival.
“Hey beautiful.” Jordan said from the bed.
“Jordan’s helping me pick an outfit for tonight.” Emma said answering Marie’s unasked question.
“Not everyone can look as effortlessly hot and cool as I do.” They said with a smirk.
“Oh effortlessly?” Marie asked in a teasing tone. “Hey babe, how long did you spend on your hair this morning?”
“I don’t want to answer that question. “ Jordan said with a smile.
They both know that Jordan has a 5 step routine for both lengths of their hair with their Dyson airwrap. It takes a lot of effort to look effortlessly good.
“Found it!” Emma exclaimed holding up the top she was looking for, Marie is more focused on the absolute bomb site that she has turned her side of the room into.
“Nice, that with the black jeans will look awesome.” Jordan said looking over at Emma and then immediately looking away and focusing on their fingernails when Emma started stripping.
“What are you wearing tonight?” Emma asked her, pulling the blue top over her head. “Need to borrow something?”
“No, I was thinking my new red shirt, not sure.” She said pulling out the top in question.
“Try it on.”
***
“It’s a little boob-y?” Marie said, adjusting the collar of the low cut shirt.
“I think you look great.” Jordan said, sitting up on the bed.
“It is,” Emma said ignoring Jordan. “But not too boob-y I think. You will probably get a lot more attention though. Do we need to worry about Jordan having a possessive jealous freak out?”
It was clearly a joke but Jordan jumped in to defend themselves. “Excuse me, I am an adult who can control myself. If anyone does anything inappropriate or makes her uncomfortable I will hit them but that’s beside the point.“
“Calm down, she’s messing with you.” Marie said, going over to give them a quick kiss. “I’ll wear it, just need to change my pants and I’m ready to go.”
“Great, It’ll be a nice change of pace to have your partner spend the whole night staring at your tits rather than you ass.” Emma joked.
“Hey! I’m right here.” Jordan said trying, and failing, to sound offended and cover their laugh.
Emma laughed in response.
“Well your partner fucks puppets.” Was Jordan’s comeback.
“No he doesn’t. “ Emma said, threw giggles.
“Yeah he does, spends his whole day putting his hands inside them, he probably puts his dick in there too.”
“Can you two please stop?” Marie asks.
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jaydizzel2844 · 6 months
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Marie x Jordan Drabble
No. 6
Hanging out with Jordan is always fun, which ever form they take. André never got peoples hang up over the gender thing was, Jordan was cool either way.
But he’ll admit that they’re easier to carry back to campus drunk off their ass when they’re a girl.
Him and Luke were easily able to hold up Jordan between them and with Cate to open doors and shit getting Jordan back to their dorm room was easy.
There was one small hiccup.
“Noooo, I wanna say good night to my beautiful amazing girlfriend with the best ass ever first .” Jordan whined.
“Buddy it’s 3am, she’s asleep you can talk to her in the morning.” Luke tried to reason with them as they got to the courtyard outside side of the dorms.
“Also your obsession with her ass is a little concerning.” Andre added.
The four of them had gone clubbing. It was a last minute plan and it wasn’t meant to be an original four night out but the other three were busy. Sam had an important assignment for his puppeteering class and Marie and Emma already had plans for a roommates movie night.
Andre probably should have realised that that meant Jordan would be fourth wheeling him, Luke and Cate leading to the shapeshifter spending most of the time out at the bar doing shots with the new friends they’d made while the 3 of them were being throuple-y.
But they all had a good night regardless and hopefully Jordan won’t have too bad of a hangover tomorrow.
“No it’s not. And she might not be asleep,” Jordan slurred out. “She was having a movie night, those can go pretty late.”
The look in Jordan’s eyes was too hopeful Andre couldn’t help it.
“Alright I’ll text her.”
“Thank you, thank you thank you. I just want to say good night and that I love her.”
“Whoa what? Is the first time you’re saying the L word?” Cate exclaimed, stopping the 4 of them from going any further.
“Lesbians?” Jordan asked, confused.
“No, love.” Luke explained “fuck you are way too drunk.”
“Oh sorry, yes I love her but I haven’t told her yet. I’m going to do it tonight.” Jordan looked so proud of themselves.
“No you are not,” Cate told them firmly. “Not when you’re too drunk to stand up on your own.”
“But..”
“She’s right dude,” Andre interrupted. “You got to make shit like that romantic, like recreate your first date or something.”
“I should recreate getting shitfaced at Dusty’s?”
“No,” Luke said with a laugh. “The dinner you two went out for the week after that. At the Korean place off campus. Or do something else romantic. Basically do tell her but not tonight.”
“Ok, can I still tell her good night?” Jordan’s big brown eyes were impossible to say no to.
“If she’s up.” Andre said pulling out his phone.
To Marie🩸
U up?
Jordan wants to say good night
From Marie🩸
Yeah ?
Are they ok?
To Marie🩸
Yep just drunk
We’ll swing by your room in 5
From Marie🩸
Cool
Actually I’ll met you at their room
Don’t want to wake Emma
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“When did you know you loved her?” Cate asked as they entered the dorm building and headed for the elevator. Getting Jordan to their room was going a lot quicker now that they knew Marie was waiting for them there.
“Um, she was giving me a blowjob..”
“How romantic.” Cate interrupted.
“Fuck off, anyway I switched during it by accident. I thought I majorly fucked up, like totally freaked her out but I didn’t. She just kept going. And I just knew then and there that she wanted all of me, exactly as I am and she makes me feel so happy and good about myself and I’ve never been in love before but I’m pretty sure that this is it.”
“Ok that’s a bit romantic.” Cate admits at they got out of the elevator on Jordan’s floor.
“Thank you.”
Marie was waiting for them at Jordan’s doom in slippers and a hoodie that Cate is pretty sure belongs to Jordan over her pyjamas.
Once Jordan saw her they slipped out of Luke and Andre’s arms and staggered into Marie’s.
“You got it from here or do you need help getting them into bed?” Luke asked.
“No I got it, thanks.” Marie said as she opened the dorm room door while Jordan nuzzled into her neck. “Goodnight”
***
Drunk Jordan was compliant if a bit cuddly so getting them into their pyjamas and into bed wasn’t too difficult.
“Sorry I didn’t come out tonight, it looks like you had a lot of fun.” Marie said as she helped Jordan sit on the bed so she could untie their shoes.
“Nah, it’s cool. You have fun with Emma?”
“Yep, we watched mean girls and a few other classics that’s she was horrified that I hadn’t seen yet. You?”
“Yep, it was so fun. So many shots, maybe too many.” Jordan got up and wrapped their arms around Marie, one hand sliding down to her ass before stopping. “Do you mind that I do that?”
“What?” Pulling out of Jordan’s arms so she could take their shirt off and replace it with a pyjama top.
“Me putting my hands on your ass, like you’ve joked about it a few times and Andre says I’m obsessed but does it bother you?” Jordan looked so concerned as Marie was undoing their belt.
She smiled to herself. “I don’t mind it, kind of like it to be honest.”
“Really?” They asked with so much relief and hope on their face that Marie couldn’t help but kiss them before getting back to taking their jeans off.
“Yeah, I’m been pretty unwanted all my life but I’m never insecure about you wanting me because you make it so obvious that you do, through ass grabbing.” Marie said with a laugh “you also make it clear that you enjoy spending time with me and are an all round amazing partner. Plus I know I have a great ass, I’d be offended if you didn’t appreciate it.”
Once Jordan was in their bed Marie pulled off her hoodie and slippers and joined them.
“It was really cool to hang out with they guys, even if I was fourth wheeling.” Jordan said cuddling into her side. “They give good advice.”
“Like what?” Marie asked as she started to doze off.
“They said not to tell you that I love you when I’m drunk. I’m gonna do it over dinner, make it romantic.”
Marie was suddenly wide awake while Jordan was out like a light. She just about managed to stop her self from jumping for joy or something equally as embarrassing and likely to wake up her partner.
‘Jordan loves me,’ she thought to herself self as she closed her eyes to go to sleep. ‘And I love them too.’
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jaydizzel2844 · 6 months
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Marie x Jordan Drabble
(NSFW)
No. 5
Marie is having a pretty good day. She woke up feeling refreshed to a text from Jordan wishing them good luck in their exam today with a gym selfie from their morning workout. Marie shamelessly enjoyed the picture of their partner sweaty and flexing in their smaller form before heading out.
She skipped breakfast to go straight to the lecture hall her exam’s in to get a bit of last minute cramming in which worked out brilliantly cuz the section that she went over happened to what half the exam was about.
She left the exam feeling like she definitely passed and maybe even aced it. The hunger from skipping breakfast started to set in and just as she was trying to remember if there is a vending machine between her and her next lecture hall that she could hit up in the 10 minutes she had before her class; her amazing partner appeared, holding a Vought burger breakfast sandwich.
“Hey, you mentioned that you were skipping breakfast so I thought you be hungry. “ they said, striding over to her. An anxiety seems to hit them and they continue with. “Sorry if this is weird, you don’t have eat it.”
Marie quickly cut off Jordan’s rambling with a kiss. “Thank you so much, you’re to good to me.”
“I have to go to class but… um… you have a good have a good day.” They said, lightly blushing with their big, toothy grin.
“I will,” Marie said, holding up the sandwich “thanks to you. “
The two parted ways, with Marie scarfing her sandwich on her way to class. Any food would have been appreciated but Jordan got her breakfast order perfect (Eggs, bacon and sausage in a role with extra ketchup and a dash of mustard) so an extra thank you was due.
The rest of her day went similarly well, classes were interesting, she didn’t get much homework and she had a great chat with Emma over lunch.
So yeah Marie was having a pretty good day and hoped to end it with some special time with her boyfriend-girlfriend-themfriend.
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To Jordan 💙🤍
Hey, I’m done with class for the day. Would you like to hang out?
From Jordan 💙🤍
Ye
im just hanging in my dorm
To Jordan 💙🤍
Omw
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Marie let herself into Jordan’s room (she knows the password) to find Jordan sitting on the couch, furiously pressing buttons on their PlayStation controller.
“Hey, two secs.” They said not taking their eyes off the screen.
“Take your time.” She said, taking off her shoes and putting down her bag. By the time she was done, Jordan had finished and put down the controller.
“Hey, what do you want to do?”
“I’ve got some ideas.” Marie said as she straddled Jordan on the couch, running her hands through their shoulder length hair.
“I like your ideas.” Jordan said smirking. They switched, unsettling Marie a bit as the lap beneath her raised and widened before leaning in for a kiss.
Jordan’s hands quickly found their way to her ass as her own cradled their face.
“You were very good to me today,” Marie said as she made her way to Jordan’s neck, kissing as she goes. “Taking care of me, bringing me food, even got my order right without me having to tell you. You’re so considerate and you pay attention. You’re honestly just the best. I’m so lucky.”
Jordan moaned as Marie kissed these words into their jaw, neck and collarbone. Marie could feel Jordan’s blood rushing south through her powers and reached a hand down to check.
“Someone’s excited.” She smiled, feeling the tangible evidence of her effect on Jordan.
“Yeah, well…”Jordan blushed and looked away. “You’re grinning on my lap and saying nice things to me. What do you expect.”
“I should say nice things to you more often,” she said kisses their cheek. “It wouldn’t be hard, complementing someone as good as you.”
Jordan wimped.
Marie lightly squeezed their crotch, it was fascinating to feel the blood moving beneath her hand. Rushing into the tissue to expand it, pushing the appendage up against the forces of gravity and Jordan’s jeans. She gets a bit too entranced by the sensation and just sits there, feeling it, for a while.
Jordan cleared their throat. “You ok?”
“Yes. Sorry. The blood flow… it’s interesting. Anyway I shouldn’t just sit here holding your dick, that’s weird.” Marie stammered out, blushing furiously. ‘Why do I have to be so fucking weird’ she thought to herself. ‘I’ve exploded the blood in a dick before. This is probably freaking them out. I need to get off them and leave right now.’
“I’m actually totally ok with you holding my dick.” Jordan said with a laugh, their hands on her ass tighten a bit as though they could tell she was about to make a break for it. “You can do whatever you want, I trust you.”
Marie leaned her forehead against Jordan’s, taking a deep breath. “Thanks,” she said, trying to get things back on track as she began to slowly unbutton their jeans “why don’t you show me exactly what you’d like me to do with your dick?”
“Oh I’d be delighted to.”
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jaydizzel2844 · 6 months
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Jordan x Marie Drabble
(Don’t love how this ended but couldn’t think of anything else)
No. 4
The party was in full swing when Marie and Emma arrived at Dusty’s. The sunny weather meant that most people were out the back but there was still a good crowd in the house mainly in the kitchen or crowded around the living room watching a call of duty game.
Her sheltered upbringing meant that Marie knew next to nothing about video games but her partner was a bit addicted to their PlayStation so she’s picked up some stuff.
Speaking of her partner, looking closely at the crowd she can see them in masc form on the couch staring intensely at the tv screen controller in hand.
“I wanna head out the back.” Emma said, a bit loudly to be heard over the noise.
“I’ll meet you out there, I wanna let Jordan know I’m here.” Maria said not eager to go outside. Despite the sun it was pretty windy and she was regretting the sleeveless top she’d picked for tonight.
Marie managed to wiggle through the crowd to stand behind Jordan sitting on the couch. She looked at the screen, she’d hung out in Jordan’s room, doing her own thing while they played enough to know that the round would be over soonish.
The game ended after about ten minutes, she had no idea what was going on onscreen but judging from Jordan’s reaction they won.
“Hey” Marie said touching their shoulder, “congrats.”
“Oh hey, thanks. How long you been here. “ they said smiling up at her, big and toothy.
“Not long, just wanted to say hi before heading out back with Emma.” She used the height difference to run her hand through their hair, it gets so fluffy when they’re in masc form.
“I’ll come with “ they said starting to get up.
“No stay, finish your game. I might to, to be honest. It’s a bit cold outside. “
“Come on Jordan, let’s play“ said the guy with other controller.
“One minute Chad.” Jordan snapped. “You want this?” They said pulling off their blue and white bomber jacket.
“Thanks.” She took the jacket and leaned down to give them a quick kiss.
As she headed to the back door, pulling on the jacket she heard Chad say “Jordan quit staring at your girl’s ass and let’s play. “
Marie laughed to herself, Jordan was nothing if not predictable.
***
“Where’s Jordan?” Some girl asked Marie after her and Emma absolutely destroyed 2 frat guys at beer pong.
“Uh, inside on the PlayStation. Do know you?” Marie asked.
“No, I’m Stacy. I’m a friend of Jordan’s” she said putting extra emphasis on the word friend “I recognised the jacket so I thought you might know.”
Marie stood there, not knowing what to say. Luckily Emma saved her before it got awkward.
“That’s cool, she’s Jordan’s girlfriend.”
“Oh really, that’s weird.” Stacy said flipping her long blonde hair over her shoulder.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Emma asked slowly moving between Marie and Stacy.
“It’s just you’d think that if you were their girlfriend that they’d be out here paying attention to you and not some stupid video game. But what do I know.” She said before turning on her heel and leaving.
“The fuck was that?” Marie asked.
“I think she was trying to fuck with your relationship. Ya know make you insecure so she can steal Jordan. That kind of thing. Pretty fucking pathetic if you ask me.” Emma said, tugging Marie around so she had her back to Stacy who currently giggling with her friends and throwing not so subtle glances over at them.
“Yeah, it’s not weird that Jordan’s inside and I’m out here right? Like they pay attention to me plenty? They offered to come out with but I told them to stay.” Marie said uncertainly. This is her first relationship which combined with her sheltered upbringing means that she doesn’t have a good frame of reference for what’s normal.
“Totally dude, don’t sweat it. The fact that you can spend time apart is healthy not weird. Anyway Jordan is so fucking into you they’re not gonna leave you full stop and they’re definitely not gonna leave you for fucking Stacy. She has a flat ass and Jordan ‘ass guy’ Li is not gonna leave your bootylicious self for some bitch with a flat ass.”
Marie couldn’t help but laugh, Emma always seemed to know exactly what to say.
“Hey ladies.” Jordan said finally making an appearance outside. They threw their arm around Marie’s shoulder and asked “What are you guys talking about?”
“How Marie’s ass is way better than Stacy.” Emma responded bluntly.
“What? I mean… yes obviously…but what?” Jordan stammered out in response.
Marie curled into Jordan’s chest and leaned up to give them a kiss on the cheek. “Stacy was being weird to me so Emma was cheering me up. Did you and her used to date or something.”
“We hooked up a few times last year but then she got clingy so I ended it.” Jordan said casually.
“Damn,” Emma said with a laugh “what’s the gender neutral version of fuckboy?”
Jordan smirked “Fuckboi, spelt b-o-i. I’m gonna get a drink, you two want anything?”
“I’d love a drink Jordan,” Stacy said appearing out of nowhere. “I’ve actually got a bottle tequila in my room we could share. I know you like that better than the cheep shit they have here.” She looked pointedly at Marie while saying the last bit.
Jordan stiffened before switching. “Why don’t you fuck off.” Jordan said trying to step forward but couldn’t, Marie had realised that they were going on the offensive and had tightened her grip on them.
“Oh my god, I was just making an offer!” Stacy explained.
“Well you offer has been rejected so leave.” Emma said shooing her away.
Stacy walked off in a huff with Jordan glaring at her back.
“Hey,” Marie reached up to their jaw and gently turned their face towards herself “pay attention to me not her.”
“Of course,” Jordan said with their big toothy smile. “Always.”
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jaydizzel2844 · 7 months
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Marie x Jordan Drabble
(FYI a bit NSFW)
No. 3
“Does Jordan ever switch when you’re having sex?”
“Emma!” Marie exclaimed, nearly choking on the vodka she was drinking.
The two of them were chilling in their dorm room, decompressing with a bottle of vodka after a tough exam.
“It’s just a question. You don’t have to answer, but if you did I wouldn’t tell anyone I promise.”
Maybe it was the vodka loosening her lips but she trusted Emma and had kinda wanted to talk about it with someone for a while now. So after another swig of vodka she said
“Yes, in like the beginning. They’ll switch back and forth sometimes like they’re trying to decide which body to fuck me in.”
“To dick or not to dick.” Emma supplies helpfully.
“Yep” Marie snorted “but once we get going they usually won’t switch anymore. Except….”
Marie trailed off, not certain how to phrase the next bit.
“Except???” Emma asked eagerly, shuffling towards Marie.
“Something they’ll switch accidentally when I’m going down on them.”
“Oh my god, seriously?” Emma’s eyes widened “so you’ll be sucking on a dick and then…”
“I’ll be sucking on a clit” she finished with a laugh. “And vice versa.”
“Fuck. That’s kinda cool, so does it just…” she made a hand gesture that vaguely resembled something retracting.
Marie nodded through another drink from the bottle before handing it over to Emma.
“First time it happened, it really threw me.“
“Understandable”
“I just stared at their cunt for way to long before just-“
“Diving back in?”
The two of them burst into giggles.
“Wait so they do this accidentally? It’s not like a kink?”
Marie nodded “they said that they get so loose and relaxed when I’m down there that like a passing thought of what if was a guy or a girl right now can cause them to change. They’re honestly a bit embarrassed about which is why you are never mentioning this to them. “
“I know, I know. This is just between you and me.” Emma assured them.
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jaydizzel2844 · 7 months
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Marie x Jordan Drabble
No 2.
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“Hey Emma,” Marie said as she met the blonde out in the courtyard after her lectures.
“Sup, you heading back to the dorms?” She asked as she struggled to get her folders and notes into her backpack without dropping her Turbo Rush can.
“Yep” Marie said quickly taking the can out of her hand before it spilled everywhere.
As they entered the dorm building Marie’s phone buzzed in her pocket. She pulled the phone out and unlocked it, the motion was a bit awkward she was still getting used to having a smartphone.
“Emma would it be cool if I went to Jordan’s instead?” She asked, reading the message.
“Sure, you get a booty call?”
“No. Well maybe… Jordan’s just asking me to come over so it could be that or they’re sad and want cuddles. “ Marie paused “don’t tell anyone that last bit”
“What that Jordan Li is a secret softy who likes cuddles? Don’t worry my lips are sealed. Best friend confidentially. “
“Thanks”
“Which one do you think it is, horny Jordan or sad Jordan?” Emma asked as they got into the elevator pressing the buttons for their floor and Jordan’s.
“The second one I think. They were expecting a call from their parents.”
“Shit one, hey can I message you for cuddles when my mom calls me?”
“Sure if I’m not busy with Jordan.”
“Fair enough, I’ll make sure to coordinate with them,” the elevator doors opened at Jordan’s floor “see ya later”
“Bye”
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Jordan opens their dorm room door in femme form wearing sweatpants, a wife pleaser and a frown on their face.
Sad Jordan it is, Marie was right.
“Hey” she said softly “wanna get into bed and watch Property Brothers?”
Jordan nodded and flopped onto the bed, curling up into a ball.
Marie quickly took off her shoes and jeans and got into bed behind them, pulling their smaller form into her arms.
The two of them stayed curled up together in silence for awhile before Jordan turned around in her arms and buried their face in her neck.
“The call didn’t even go that bad. I shouldn’t feel this shit. “ they mumbled into her skin.
“It’s ok to feel sad about the way things are with your parents.” Marie said bringing her hand up to run through Jordan’s hair.
“Yeah, it’s just I was telling them about how my ratings had gone up to third place and about you and it was going great. Then my dad asked if I was being a gentleman with you and I said of course I’m a gentleman and he got all weirdly excited cuz I referred to myself as a man. Which he always does, it’s so annoying. I tried to explain that I don’t really see gentlemen as a gendered term but my mom changed the subject. It just sucks. “
Marie gives them a squeeze and a kiss on the forehead.
“Yes it does “
Jordan nuzzles into Marie as their hands start to wander, clearly perking up after getting all that out.
“So you’re a gentleman?” Marie asks in a teasing tone.
“Yeah, I like open doors for you and shit.”
“That’s true, you do briefly remove your hand from my ass to open the door for me. It’s very gentlemanly.”
“Hey.” Jordan exclaimed as they leaned back to look Marie in the eyes. “My hands arnt always on your ass.”
“Jordan your hand is on my ass right now.”
Jordan blushed furiously as they pulled back the hand that was unconsciously copping a feel and mumbled something about putting on a Property Brothers episode.
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jaydizzel2844 · 7 months
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Marie x Jordan Drabble
No.1
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Marie is putting on her lipstick when Emma’s patience runs out.
“Hurry upppp” she says dragging out the last syllable, “we said we’d met everyone outside the dorms ten minutes ago. “
“I’m almost done, I’m sorry my last class ran late so I’m a little behind. And anyway we could be 30 minutes late and still get there before Andre.”
Marie finished the final touches on her make up then gave herself one last look over in the mirror.
“Come on,” Emma said heading towards the door, “let’s go. Trust me you look hot as fuck and Jordan is going to spend the whole night staring at you ass. I want to party!”
Emma opened the dorm room door to find a bemused Jordan in the hallway who’d apparently come to see what the hold up was and, judging from their face, heard everything Emma said.
“Sorry?” Emma said for lack of anything better to say.
“You’re not wrong.” Jordan said while looking over Emma’s shoulder to shamelessly check out their girlfriend.
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jaydizzel2844 · 7 months
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The thing I love about this bts pic is it proves Jordan is a cuddler. In the clip in the episode it was so closely cropped that it looked to me that they could have been cuddling cuz they were squished into Marie’s single bed in her dorm room. But no they are in a double bed and Jordan is half on top of Marie cuz they want to be
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jaydizzel2844 · 8 months
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PLEASE lmfao I cannot with her hahaha
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