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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

#sdjkhgksdf lmao

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looks at you

#birds

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I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs

#people react mad? i would burst out laughing

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“why does that character have to be queer?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be trans?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be a poc?”

why not?

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

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this is like lingerie to me

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For one and only you.

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329. Eastern Screech Owl

#birds

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#probably the vegetable one #unless the bed one like lets you be colder when it's hot in summer too? #god i struggle in summer i usually sleep under my thinnest throw blanket #because i can't sleep without blanket at all i feel so bad uncovered #i could do so well without sweating to death in summer #I'd take that one over the vegetables even

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how it feels reblogging a post that i know will appeal specifically to a certain mutual

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this is so beautiful

#not the bunny one kshgjsdf

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Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins