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when waverly touched the goo

#wynonna earp #waverly earp #melanie martinez #mad hatter

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bitch me too tf

cant wait to find out about that look. 

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omg

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

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my sanvers heart asjdhfjhjdf

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a photo of lauren jaureui w/ her biggest fan

#lauren jauregui #GO SOLO LAUREN

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We should be who we are. And we should kiss the girls we want to kiss.

- Maggi Sawyer, Supergirl

#sanvers

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A manip.

#zauren #zayn malik #lauren jauregui #my otp

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WHAT I NEED IN MY LIFE:

Lana Del Rey ft. Lauren Jauregui The Weeknd ft. Lauren Jauregui Zayn ft. Lauren Jauregui Halsey ft. Lauren Jauregui Troye Sivan ft. Lauren Jauregui Hayley Kiyoko ft. Lauren Jauregui The Internet ft. Lauren Jauregui

#go solo lauren #lj1 #lauren jauregui

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Everybody is a poet. All of us have deep feelings. We're unhappy; muse, and try to figure out things - everything that a poet does. The only difference is that the others keep walking down the street while poets bother to put these down on paper.

Gwendolyn Brooks

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Join the Fifth Harmony fandom NOW and get an exclusive:

- gay membership (good for a life time)

- drama every once in a while

- 5 goddess that will slay your entire existence (in a good way though)

- lit songs

- even lit unreleased songs that should be on the actual album

#5h #ally brooke #camilacabello #dinah jane #lauren jauregui #normani kordei #fifth harmony #harmonizers

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camren: *makes out on camera with full HD proof*

me:

lauren: it was an accident our mouths collided by accident i swear im never going to live this down you're so delusional

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Actions speaks louder than words.

“just friends"

“just friends” don’t look at each other like this…

“just friends” don’t get jealous like this…

“just friends” don’t get butterflies from each other…

“just friends” don’t hold each other like this…

“just friends”?

“just friends”.

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PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME BABY AND SQUEEEEEE-SQUEEZE 😊💕

#lauren jauregui #7/27 tour

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Sometimes, finding the light means passing through the deepest darkness.

Lauren Jauregui (@ssweet-dispositionn)

#lauren jauregui #inspiration #motivation

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fucks me up

If only I could have her Skype 😅💎💘 ・・・ HELL NO, WHAT IS THIS??? SO GOOD, DAMMIT😍 . . . . . Credits @lernpz @camrenparadise_ . . #camilacabello #laurenjauregui #camren #camrenfeels #secretscamren #sweetcamren #fifthharmony #workfromhome #727 #5h2

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Be like snow, cold but beautiful

Lana Del Rey