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I have been waiting for this for so long. All that's left is Raven.

Prof. Xiao-Long AU Concept

Note this one is way longer since it did in fact win the polls

Yang Xiao freaking Long was just what her name would suggest XL, bigger then life, the center of attention and life of the party! She was arguably the toughest gal to step through Beacon’s doors. At worst she was tied with her partner Glyn.

They were the strongest duo, Glynda’s ability to bullshit just about everything with her telekinesis and Yang packing enough raw strength to shatter boulders with just a punch. Heck, they were the two time Vytal Festival Winners of Beacon’s Golden era, Even STRQ came second to them.

And that team had her brother Taiyang in it, okay, true it did have the clearance sell, looking knock off of her too, Raven definitely dragged them down… No, she was not pissed at the bandit at all, nope, not a single inch of rage for abandoning her team, leaving her brother broken hearted, she totally didn’t spend months tracking her down and wrecking every member of the Branwen tribe’s shit that she could.

Well regardless she’d gotten over that who issue with her brother’s team, graduated, spent a few years living the dream, journeying around Remnant, helping people, exploring, just outright enjoying freedom. Life had been good. But eventually she got bored of it, bored of it, turns out Yang wasn’t for the lone wanderer shtick, didn’t live up to the hype…

It got lonely, and then her brothers wife died… Summer, Summer disappeared and Tai went into a depression. him remaining teammate Qrow tried, but he could only do so much, and she knew he was avoiding spending a lot of time with them cuz of his semblance the idiot. So she made her decision without hesitation, Yang starting crashing at her brother’s place and helping him with Ruby while beating the depression outta him.

And thankfully Glyn had a job she could work, a Professor at Beacon, she tried to get one at Signal but in her partner’s own words “That School already has to Suffer One Xiao-Long, why would you curse them with two.” And hence begun her domestic life as the stand-in mom for her adorable silver-eyed niece. And Yang realized she was freaking Maternal has all hell! Like Whoa, the amount of times people assumed she was Rube’s mom was scary, and not just cuz it implied she was banging her brother.

And hey, she was a pretty great teacher too, sure she was really more a couch, and every once in a blue mom stand in for Port but hey when she did the students were a heck of a lot more invested in her telling them about her past glory. It had nothing to do with her love of high cut tee’s she swore, she was just that charismatic.

Life was good…

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LIFE WAS NOT GOOD!!!! She Was Gonna Murder Thos Little Turds! Few Things were as precious to Yang as her hair, and they, her students had abused her trust! She could understand a pulling pranks, heck she still pulled them on her fellow teachers. But The Fuck! CUT SOMEONE HAIR WHEN THEY SLEPT!!!

Beacon was starting up in several weeks! And she was gonna have to show her face now! With her hair like this!

Oh She Wasn’t Fooled For A Fucking Second!!!

This Had Bitch Written All Over It! It had to be those girls who’d been giving her the stink eyed just cuz the boys she taught couldn’t pull their eyes off their bombshell of a teacher! Or Maybe it was one of those douchebag students she put in their place when she caught them claiming they’d bed her.

The fact of the matter was she didn’t technically have concrete evidence of who it was, all she did know was when she went to bed she was fine and when she woke up she felt horrifyingly light. Her beautiful locks of golden magnificent hair scattered across the ground. All she saw after that was red, too bad her partner was there otherwise she could’ve slaughtered the perpetrator, true she would’ve ended up killing a few innocent students, but sometimes sacrifices had to be made for the greater good, and were they really innocent if they just sat there and let such a tragedy happen!

They were lucky her partner Glynda was there to restrain her with several dozen times gravity being forced down upon her. And now here she was in Vale, already on her fourth group of A-Grade assholes clobbered for trying to pick up a red-eyed and incredibly pissed off Yang.

She stopped before it, a salon, one Ozpin had recommended, and one whose life and current state of function was on the line. Because if even an inch more of her remaining beautiful hair was ruined there would be hell to pay.

On the plus side they all seemed to know who she was, a negative is that that also meant every stylist was hesitant to do said firey dragon’s hair. She couldn’t blame them but if someone didn’t hike up their skirt and do something soon she’d-

“Ma’am, th-this way please, our new hire offered to do you hair.” Her eye twitched, a new hire, what the hell, she was ready to tear into him before a voice cut in.

“Hey can you calm down please, your kinda scaring everyone.” She blinked before looking up and meeting eyes with a fellow blonde. A guy around her student’s age, one who was standing up, facing her down with a stern look.

Your scaring the kids her with their parents, she noticed that in fact he was right as she saw some kids looking at her and backing away. And… She suddenly felt terrible. And when she went lack she heard it, a relieved exhale leave her fellow blonde, looking his way she met the boy’s gaze and felt a bit embarrassed.  Leave it to her to go and get worked up and have a kid around her niece age tell her off.

The boy examined her, or to be more precise her hair and she saw his eyes narrow with recognition.

“Prank gone wrong?” She growled.

“No, I think it went just how those little shits wanted it to.” He blinked before shaking his head.

“Well then guess they could count their lucky stars they didn’t do that to a sister of mine or they wouldn’t live to regret it.” That made her smile.

“Oh trust me, I intend to do just that.” The blonde chuckled, shaking his head.

“Well hopefully not with your hair like that you won’t, kinda hard to instill fear in them while their laughing at the result of their prank. C’mon, let’s fix that.” Turning her made his way to a chair, expecting her to follow as he walked confidently to it. She blinked again, well, the new guy was definitely interesting, few people had it in them to sass her while her hair was so much as touched let alone ruined like this.

“Hey you just gonna stand there and gawk or do you want me to fix your hair.” She couldn’t help it, nobody talked about touching her hair.

“If you mess it up I’ll mess you up blondie.” Instead of the usual whimper or retreat the blonde boy… smiled?

“’Snort’ You sound just like my sis Beryl, relax, I have experience with styling long, blonde fine hair okay, your in good hands.” She rose brow, but slowly started to make her way to him. Noticing a picture of a boy and seven girls stuck up in his station.

“Whoa, is that you with all your cousins or something?” He laughed.

“Sisters actually, and I’ve done each of their hairs more times then I can count.” Okay, she was willing to risk it, at the very least the kid had experience. So she plopped herself down and let him do his magic… Okay so she might’ve had to stop herself once or twice from decking him when he touched her hair.

But hey his small talk took her mind off it, heck she only threatened him once when he pulled out the clippers. The boy seemed totally in his element. They talked about tons while he worked his magic, washing, shampooing and clipping her hair.

Eventually she begun asking how long he’d been doing this, she was surprised when he admitted this was his third and last week at the place. Something about needing extra money and having picked up several jobs before he hopefully got into his dream school. She couldn’t get much more details outta him, the boy was very cagey about it.

Finally thought he moment of truth came out and she saw… A pretty good looking cut, a bit shooter then what she’d come in with but not bad. In fact she was sorta digging it! Huh? Who’d’ve thought she could pull off a short due just as epically as she could a long one.

She grinned the boys way, walked up to him and gave him a full on huge, lifting the blonde up in the air as she did. And suddenly he went from her confident sassy groomer to a flustered, confused mess of a teen as socially awkward as her own niece.

It was honestly kinda endearing, guess he was the sort who just got in the zone when it came to doing their job. Well not like she was gonna complain he was so freaking expressive now it was actually kinda hilarious not to mention a bit adorable. She teased him once or twice, and got the boy to fluster pretty bad before she gave him a big fat tip that hit the triple digits. Hey her hair was a treasure, he earned it in her not so humble opinion.

And so she walked out and made her way back to Beacon, all smiles and snark as usual, much to her fellow staffs relief… Until the next day. Where she realized she couldn’t style her hair the exact way the guy had! Made sense, she never had short hair after all!

She made a mad dash back to that salon… Only to find out he wasn’t working there anymore… WHAT!? She had to all but threaten the boy’s name outta the manager! Yes! She threatened a civilian, but this was important! And she got exactly what she needed, a name.

Jaune Arc.

She rushed to Juniors, needing to use Vale’s best info broker to find out the single most important information in the entire kingdom… Why the hell did he go on about Torchwick and White Fang when she said that. Obviously the info she meant was on the blonde stylist!

He blinked at her, and then asked about the name again… Then went pale. And then called Jaune over, apparently one of the jobs he was working also happened to be here as a bartender. One look at her and he flustered going all red face… Yeah, she did dress up, she was in a club after all, had to look good. Glad to see she still had it, not that it was ever up for debate.

Anyways she had him now, made her demand had him promise to teach her how to do her hair, and until then would have him do it. She’d pay him obviously, she wasn’t a monster, and a guy who could actually style her glorious hair was worth his weight in gold.

He told her she’d have to wait till his break, she was about to drag him off as her waiting simply wasn’t a option, until he offered to give her a free drink, a thanks for the huge tip she gave him yesterday. Well, she was already in Vale so why not… And again he shocked her!

Seriously what had she been drinking up until this point? Cuz it sure as hell wasn’t a Strawberry Sunsrise compared to the one he served her. She was about to ask, but he seemed to pick up on her question and gave the answer of ‘Seven sisters’ which just sorta answered it, guess a few of them liked drinks.

And he was back to being mister focused on his craft, sassy and cool as a cucumber… She just had to mess with him. Wasn’t hard, just a little shake here, a suggestive pun there and a wink or two and the boy went cherry red.

It was the best time she had out in a good minute, and then slowly, things started to relax and she fell into that age old troupe of shooting the breeze her the bartender. Talking about her brother and niece who’d get into Beacon this year and how freaking proud of her she was.

It was great, fun, and she was… tipsy, so maybe when his break came around she chose to drag him to the dance floor for some fun instead of out to do her hair… And once again he surprised her with another skill of his. Jaune Arc, could dance.

He even dared suggest he was better then her… the nerve. She had to prove to him wrong, she just had to. So they spent his whole break dancing, drinking, laughing and just having fun, and one stink eye from her and Junior let her new young buddy take the rest of the night off.

And then everything went dark and she woke up in a bed, naked… Oh no.

Then she realized thank Oum there was no blonde boy right by her, instead her Scroll had a message, saying how he’d taken her to one of junior’s rooms to rest after she’d gotten wasted. And how he swore he left the room when she started to strip…

Yeah, that sounded like her when she got three sheets to the wind, he also sent her a message about how to do her hair. She asked Junior about the blonde but the guy insisted he was just a temporary hire.

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Well, it was time her baby niece’s first day was upon them! It took everything she had not to charge up grab little ruby up in a huge and completely embarrass her in front of everyone of her potential classmates.

Yang might’ve been wary of Ozpin when he first suggested it but still, she was aiming to enjoy this, to watch her niece, thrive in Beacon, to make a name for herself and have the best experience she cou- And she exploded…

Then some little white haired bitch started hounding her niece! She readied to walk up there and clobber the uppity brat. But before she could the spoiled brat left when some other goth looking chick got in the way. The black themed kid left too, leaving her poor niece all alone looking miserable!

She readied to make way only for the last person she expected to show up.

“Jaune?”

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She stood with Ozzy and Glyn watching things go down in the emerald forest, watching her niece having the misfortune of teaming up with the bratty Schnee. But there was also someone else who interested her, Jaune Arc, AKA her personal stylist, bartender and clubbing escort to be the next four years of Beacon.

What could she say, the kid was a man of many talents that she very much appreciated. She’d looked his files over, and yep… Guy had fake transcripts, so that’s why he needed all that extra scratch. Still though, considering they had a ex-terrorist in their roster this year she couldn’t view it too negatively, heck Qrow had been a freaking bandit.

Also, the kid really wanted this, I mean guy let Ozzy launch him into the forest… without aura! Yeah that was a shocker, the fact the kid was even willing to fight Grimm with having aura much less knowing what it was spoke volumes to his bravery, stupidity too yes, but mostly bravery. And hey, when the cereal girl herself unlocked it turned out he had a bunch.

Yep this year was shaping up to be a interesting one.

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Glynda didn’t know what to think of how Yang was acting, given she rarely knew what to do when it came to said brawler, but moreso today the usual, Yang was acting quite perplexing, well more then usual. Focusing on miss Rose she could understand, the woman all but raised the silver-eyed warrior after all. But her interest also seemed to focus on a second individual as well.

Mister Arc, a student she still had doubts about, but who also seemed to gain her partners attention, she sighed for the poor student. She didn’t wish her partner’s teasing on anyone, much less a seemingly easy to fluster first year like him.

Oh well, she supposed sacrifices had to be made for the greater good, a happy or at the very least entertained Xiao-Long mean much less collateral damage for the school and free time for herself. Perhaps she could offer him a bit of favoritism for such a burden, he did have a lot of aura, she supposed she could give him advise on control of it, he’d need it in case her partner ever tried to spare with the poor thing after all.

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Okay, this was not good, Yang had not expected Jaune to be in Beacon, much less for him to befriend her precious niece and be such good friends with her… What was this kid? He could, do hair, make drinks, dance and could even be a reliable man when the chips were down if him turning back to help against the Deathstalker was any indication.

Seriously, the kid didn’t even have aura for a full hour and yet he turned to face a grimm most huntsman would think twice about facing much less potential first years. And all for some strangers… Yep she didn’t care if his transcripts were real or not, Jaune earned his place in the school with that bit of bravery there.

She nearly laughed when he was declared leader of his team, not cause it was funny, kid was the obvious choose, he was quick the decide, enact and didn’t hesitate. Hell, he had no actual training and yet when the chips were down he lead three people he didn’t even know the name of into battle.

Ozpin would have to be blind not to pick him, at the after party she made her way right to him ready to tease him to high heaven. But instead caught him talking to one of his sisters, well her her wife and… And. AND THE MOST ADORBLE THING SHE’D SEEN SINCE BABY RUBY!!!

Apparently, it was his nephew Adrian! So yeah she sorta cut in and got involved, talked to his sister, baby talked his cute nephew and informed said sister that her little brother was on the fast track to being a kick butt huntsman. What? you didn’t it so many checkmarks with her and not get a few benefits for it. Yang Xiao-Long was the kinda teacher who definitely played favorites, and Jaune Arc was certainly one of them.

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Yang did not know what to do… Well, that wasn’t true, she knew exactly what she wanted to do, or to be more specific… Who.

How had it come to this!? Seriously, she just didn’t know what to do… Okay, maybe she should back up a sec and explain. So she, Yang Xiao-Long, Huntress extraordinaire, hottest teacher in Beacon (Okay… Maybe Glynda and her were tied) was lowkey crushing on one of her students…

No! It was not Blake! She didn’t get why Port assumed that? Nope, she had found herself thinking of and gioving extra attention to Jaune, yep, Jaune, mister fake it till he made it. HE JUST CHECKED OFF ALL THE THINGS SHE WAS LOOKING FOR IN A GUY!!!

Yeah, she was surprised too, as it turned out, you didn’t need to be a huge giant of muscles like Yatsuhashi or that transfer student Sage. Nope, lean was good too, maybe not Lie Ren lean but a nice in-between. And Jaune Arc hit that sweet spot, heck he was decently built even before Beacon, it was just more like a farmboy than a actual knight. But now, ‘heh’ Yang very much approved his teammate Nora’s insistence on weightlifting.

He was blonde! Which yeah maybe that wasn’t strictly necessary for him to catch her eyes but it didn’t hurt. He got along with her niece, heck he was her first friend in Beacon. And he was brave, something she knew when he turned back to help his team against that Deathstalker during his Initiation.

He proved it again though about a month later when he saved Cardin Winchester against a Ursa Major, now that said a lot about him. While his team ran for their lives Jaune stood his ground and fought to save his bully… the threatened him to not mess with his friends… Yeah, that was when she realized he was on her radar.

More then that he checked off things she didn’t even know she was looking for a guy, he was good with hair (though not his own if that mop of blonde was any indication), dancing drinks, And Oh My God Cooking! The Boy Could Cook! Again Thank Oum For His Sisters and Mom For Forcing Him To Learn Those Glorious Glorious Domestic Skills! But More Then That thank Mama Arc for giving him that ass!

And she was perving on Jaune again… Great. Ugh she needed to settle this already, heck she wasn’t even able to hide it anymore. The Staff totally made fun of her over it even!

But like, she didn’t wanna be all weird, plus the blonde liked the little icy no tit princess, and she was in a mood again… Was she really jealous of a teenager who was built like a ironing board… Yes, yes she was and that more then anything else infuriated her.

Heck he was on a team with Pyrrha-Obvious-Nikos! At least Yang could accept losing to the spartan! Okay… Maybe lose was a bit much. After all if she went for it she would nab that blonde up in a second. So why didn’t she?

Cause, cause she was a teacher… Y-yeah, that was it, totally not because she had cold feet, and never been in a relationship that lasted more then a weekend… Gods Dammit.

And then she stumbled upon it, Jaune and her partner training, Glynda had taken a shine to Jaune, not at first, her partner was pretty peeved about the whole Transcripts thing. But after a few weeks her favorite student (Ruby being the exception) had used his Arc charm on her.

Glyn was a bit softy underneath all that stern strictness of her’s. Wait? Was she… checking him out? Yep, Glyn was focusing pretty hard on her blonde Himbo’s ass… And she was touching him! WAIT WHAT!? Glyn Didn’t Touch People, She didn’t need to with her semblance! Why Would She… OH THAT BITCH!!!

That’s right Glynda had been benefiting from Jaune’s talents as much as she was, actually he was also helping her with paperwork apparently (something about paying her back for the aura control lessons) NO NO NOOO!

She was not losing Jaune To Her Partner and the stick up her ass! Yang never thought of herself as the jealous type but here she was, going into her room and grabbing some of her risqué clothes… Yeah they were pretty old, she at least went up to cup sizes since she last wore this to… Perfect.

Now all she needed was a night to alter them, thank Oum she was used to sewing cause of Ruby. And she was ready, and as she stepped into class, ready to teach unashamed and with a cocky smile on her face she looked to her mark. Jaune Arc much like the other boys in her class was staring just like she wanted him to.

Yep, Yang Xiao-Long might’ve been scared of screwing up, of causing issues for Jaune or more importantly Beacon and the moral implications of a teacher screwing her student, but that all came second, because more then that she refused to lose to anyone. And now that Glynda might be in the competition she wasn’t gonna hold back.

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So hot

Hazel’s sister…so we’re getting a tall and Thicc girl named Gretchen. I’m looking forward to this.

Here she is Gretchen Rainart

Hazel's little adorable 7 Foot tall sister (See, she's a whole foot smaller then him)

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Since we got a Year Of The Bunny with Blake how about one with Raven?

Jaune: *Sitting down on a couch, blushing* Wow, you look...

Raven: *Angry* Not a word! I only did this because I owe you one. Do not get excited.

Jaune: O-Ok

Raven: Now, let's get this over with.

Raven walks towards him and sits on his lap facing him.

Jaune: *Red* W-W-What are you doing?!

Raven: *Angry blushing* Don't play dumb. I know very well that you put me in this suit to do perverted things to me.

Jaune: No, I asked you to wear this bunny costume because it is the year of the rabbit.

Raven: Yeah right. Give me your hands.

Jaune: Why do you want my hands?

Raven: Just give them to me!

Jaune: Ok! Here! *Shows his hands*

Raven: *Takes them and puts them on top of her ass*

Jaune: Raven?!!

Raven: What? I've seen how you look at my ass. It should make you happy to do this. Just give them a good squeeze. *She helps him squeeze her ass* Or what, do you prefer my tits? *She then moves his hands to her chest*

Jaune: *Surprise* RAVEN?!!

Raven: Do not yell at me! You are the pervert who asked for this.

Jaune: *Red* Can we stop this please?!

Raven: *Smug* Why? It's too much for you?

Jaune: Yes, please stop before I…!

Raven: Before you what? *She feels something big and hard touching her ass* Ehp!! Did... Di you just get a boner?!!

Jaune: *Embarrassed* I'm sorry.

Raven: *Angry and red from the embarrassment* Fucking pervert!

Jaune: I'm sorry!!

Raven: *She begins to unbutton his pants*

Jaune: What are you doing?!

Raven: *Still angry* What does it look like?! I'm going to jump on that dick like you wanted, you pervert.

Jaune: I didn't ask you that! *Tries to stop her*

Raven: *Grab his hands and push them away* Get your fucking hands out of my way.

Jaune: B-But-

Raven: Listen well boy, I'll only do this once. So shut up and show me that dick!

Jaune: *Scaroused* O-Ok

Raven: *Smiles* Good boy, now we see what we are going to work with. *Smug* I bet it's small.

She opens his pants and suddenly his cock shoots out and rests on her stomach. She didn't expect something so big and thick to come out of it.

Raven: *Shock* Holy shit! That thing is massive!

Jaune: We... We can stop if you want.

Raven: *Angry* Are you calling me a coward?

Jaune: *Scared* No no no! I didn't mean that!

Raven: If you think that this size intimidates me, you are wrong. I'm going to fuck you so hard that you're going to be obsessed with my pussy. Now, give me that dick

She stands up, moves her costume to the side, and positions herself for his cock.

Jaune: Please wait!

Raven: *Devilish smile* Begging won't save you! I will make you addicted to me!!! *Sit down*

Moments later:

Raven: *Begging cutely while jumping on his lap* Please don't stop!!! Please don't stop!!!! I love your cock!! I love it! I love it!! I LOVE IT!!!!💕

Jaune: Raven, I already came 7 times. You said we'd only do it once. Fuck~

Raven: Forget that, I don't want to separate from you. I want to stay here in your arms while you fuck me. Aah~💕!

Jaune: But Raven…

Raven: But nothing! It's the year of the rabbit and we're going to fuck like one, understood?! Now give me that cum! *She tight her pussy*

Jaune: Oh God~💕!!!

Raven: That's it, give me all your milk~💕 *Makes out with him*

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Happy Year of the Rabbit 🐇 everyone! 🎉🎊

#jaune arc #raven branwen #not safe fw

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The Evil Witch

Outside the witch's castle.

Ozpin (Old Wizard): I'm sorry, Hero, but this is as far as I can go. You will have to continue on your own. You are the only one with the blessing to overcome the magic of the witch. With me by your side, I would only be in the way.

Jaune (Hero): I understand, dear friend. I faced the witch by myself. I only ask that if I don't get out of this alive, I want you to tell my family that I love them.

Ozpin: Don't worry, knowing you, you will return to your family with a great victory. Your parents will be proud.

Jaune: Thank you. Well, I'll see you soon. *About to leave*

Ozpin: Wait

Jaune: Huh?

Ozpin: Just a piece of advice, don't be fooled by the witch. She can be very persuasive.

Jaune: Got it. *Leaves*

Ozpin: Good luck hero, good luck.

Inside the castle, on the dark throne room.

Jaune: I have come to defeat you witch!!

Salem: *Hidden in the darkness* Oh my~ What do we have here, but it is our beloved Hero. Welcome to my castle.

Jaune: Show yourself!

Salem: How rude, but well, do you want to see me?

At that moment all the darkness in the room came together in a single point in the middle, materializing the witch in front of him.

Salem: Hello Hero~

Jaune: *Looking at her body blushing* Yo-Yo-You are the witch?!

Salem: What, scared by my white skin and my red eyes? How cute. (This is going to be easy)

Jaune: *Still looking at her body*

Salem: Um... Hero?

Jaune: What? Oh right! *Ahem* I came here to defeat you Witch! So prepare yourself. (What is wrong with you, Jaune! She is evil! Control yourself!)

Salem: Are you sure you want to fight me? I can give you everything you want, money, fame, power~ (Humans are so easy to please)

Jaune: Witch, I don't know if you know this, but I'm the king's son, I already have all those things.

Salem: (What? No way!) But do you have love?

Jaune: Love? My family loves me, so yeah.

Salem: (This idiot) I don't mean the love of a family member, but the love of a lover~

Jaune: Lover?

Salem: (Jackpot) I see, so you don't have one. Join me and any woman you want will be yours~

Jaune: A-Any woman? *Looking at her lustfully* *Gulps*

Salem: *Clueless* Yes, any woman. What do you say? (Soon you will be under my spell)

A couple of weeks later, at the Arc Kingdom.

Ozpin: My King *kneels down*

Nicolas (King): Ozpin, good job defeating the witch. The curse is lifted from our kingdom and people are no longer sick. Just like you promised me.

Ozpin: Thank you, my King.

Nicolas: By the way, where is my son?

Ozpin: About that…

Meanwhile in the Witch's Castle.

Salem: *Just wearing an apron* Jaune, what do you fancy for breakfast?

Jaune: *Hugs her from behind* You~ *Begins to kiss her neck*

Salem: Oh Jaune~💕

The sound of a zipper coming down is heard and Jaune suddenly thrust his hips towards her.

Salem: OH JAUNE~💕!

Back at the Arc Castle.

Ozpin: ...He's busy with other hero stuff.

Nicolas: *Proud* That's my son, always working hard for his people.

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You know it makes sense that this was my outcome. The only reason I still stick with RWBY today is because I grew up with it, and the fact that since day one I was and still am a Jaune Arc fan. Honestly only here to see the end of his story. At this point no one else matters to me only that our Vanguard knight gets the best ending possible. Or he saves everyone even if it means his death. Atleast at that point he would finally have a reason to stop the madness he slowly but surely falling into.

Lol I did it guys! Go here and take this quiz to find out which RWBY character / fandom archetype you are! Then reblog with your results!

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Surf’s Up

Today was, without doubt, one of the best days of Jaune’s life. He sat on a wooden railing separating the sands of the beach from a small dining area filled with picnic tables, clad only in a pair of swim shorts. Next to him sat Yang in nothing more in a yellow bikini, their hands held gently together as they both admired another Patch sunset. They each had a healthy tan from their time spent outdoors on the beach and other excursions throughout the island, which included their most recent activity of the day: surfing.

Two surfboards leaned against the railing that sat upon; a newer board that was being held in Jaune’s left hand, and old worn board that had seen years of use laid to Yang’s right. Surfing was something that Jaune had wanted to learn the first time he came to Patch after their second year of Beacon, when things had started to get more serious between him and Yang and they decided to spend the summer together at her home in Patch. But between meeting her father, their… “uncle”, and all of the time spent with Ruby causing chaos around their island home, there wasn’t time for every activity and it would have had to wait for the next summer.

But Yang had promised him that the moment they came back, that she would personally teach him everything about riding the waves. And she kept that promise when they came back after the end of their third year, and after a hectic first week, Yang finally took Jaune out to the beach on a lazy Sunday to make due on her promise.

So, with a newly bought board in hand, Jaune and Yang made their way out to a more out of the way beach where the locals only went too, and they got right into it. 

And by that, Jaune pretty much spent half the day falling off his board. To his credit, Jaune really should have seen this coming. Realistically, he knew that he wasn’t going to pick up on a new skill without issue and that he really should have curbed his expectations on what he should have expected. But, he supposed that his excitement got the better of him, and he paid the price by falling face first into the ocean every thirty seconds after getting onto his board.

It didn’t help that Yang spent most of that time laughing at Jaune’s expense. Oh sure, she gave good advice and was taking Jaune step by step through the basics before letting him try and ride some waves himself. But as soon as the training wheels were off, Yang left Jaune to figure out the rest on his own and her laughs soon filled the air as she watched Jaune constantly do anything but Hang Ten on his board. She had even laughed so hard that she herself had nearly fallen off her board several times while waiting for Jaune to recover.

Despite this, Jaune only rolled his eyes in annoyance before he once again tried mounting his board for another pass. Despite his prior falls, Jaune had slowly started to get a better feel on his balance as hell fell less and less throughout the rest of the day. Before the day was up, Jaune had not only worked out his balance but was able to successfully ride several small waves without any issue.

Despite the free entertainment of watching her boyfriend getting a constant salt water dunk, Yang’s chest swelled with pride and she had a radiant smile on her face as she watched him ride the waves with a big grin on his face. He was still a little wobbly, but she was still impressed that Jaune had managed to pick up on learning how to ride as quickly as he did. If he kept this up, they might both be riding bigger waves by the end of the week. And if his eager smile was anything to go by, then maybe she could convince Jaune to come riding during Hurricane season some time and hit the really big waves.

But, that was an idea for another time.

After several more hours of riding smaller waves with one another, the two blonds called it quits before making their way back to the beach to share a late dinner with one another. Soon after, the two found themselves sitting side by side on the wooden railing, content with watching the setting sun and listening to the relaxing sounds of the ocean waves. It was at that point that Jaune suddenly leaned it and kissed her, which she quickly returned with great enthusiasm. After a moment, Jaune broke the kiss, a smile on his face as he went to speak.

Jaune: “So, back on the beach tomorrow?”

Though phrased innocently enough, Jaune’s tone was tinged with excitement and it was obvious he wanted to come back to improve some more. Seeing his boyish grin and eagerness to learn, Yang couldn’t help the giggle that bubbled out of her throat before giving him a wry smirk.

Yang: “Well someone is eager! You ride a few small waves, and you think you’re ready for the big one’s lover boy?”

Jaune matches her smirk with one of his own, his eyes crinkling in a playful manner.

Jaune: “Who ever said anything about me being ready for the big ones? Maybe I just want to keep falling off the board to make you laugh?”

Yang: “Oh? Is that so? Don’t get me wrong, watching you free fall into the water for hours on end is great entertainment Jaune, but why go out of your way to keep me laughing?”

At her confused expression, Jaune gave her a loving smile as he answered her.

Jaune: “Because it’s easily one of the most angelic sounds in the world.“

Yang felt her face heat up as she flushed from Jaune’s complement, before she rolled her eyes and gave him her own small smile of affection.

Yang: “Flatterer. Still not going to make you ready for the big ones we’re going to be getting to eventually.”

Jaune: “Yeah, but at least it’s something to look forward to whenever I fall and have to get back up!”

Yang: “Well then, I’ll make sure to save plenty of laughs for you Jaune!”

Warm laughter rang out between the two of them, before they settled back into their small talk and simply enjoying each other’s company. 

Just another day in Paradise.

[jauneda1]

A commission Arkos comic drawn for me by @mrk50

Happy Valentine’s Day, Arkos shippers. In lieu of feeling sad about the anniversary her passing, we should instead celebrate the ship to its fullest instead. 

There are two references to my other commissions in here that I have posted in the past, try and find out which they are.

[jauneda1]

Favorite crack ship so much potential.

She likes it Rough

Yang: Sup, vomit boy.

Jaune: *sigh* Can you please stop calling me that.

Yang: But that's your name, vomit boy.

Jaune: That's not my name and you know it.

Yang: But vomit boy-

Jaune: Stop.

Yang: Why don't you make me...

Jaune: Don't say it

Yang: ...Vomit. Boy.~

Moments later:

Yang: Fuck!~If I had known you would act this way when you get angry, I would have done it sooner. Mmm~ You are so big~

Jaune: *Angry* Are you going to stop calling me vomit boy now?

Yang: Ok... Fuck~ I will stop... Aah~ I will stop calling you that... Vomit Man~

Jaune: *Gets angrier* Oh you little...

Yang: *Gasp* Oh FUCK YES!!!~ That's it, get mad and fuck me hard, you fucking stallion!~ Oh GOD!! It feels so good!~

[jauneda1]

I think she approves of this training.

Glynda: *Mad* Mr. Arc, wake up!

Jaune: *Wakes up* Wha! What happen?!

Glynda: Do you think my class is boring, Mr. Arc?

Jaune: *Embarrassed* No no no. I'm very sorry, Prof. Goodwitch, it's just that I'm very tired after my training with my partner.

Glynda: And what kind of training do you do with Miss Nikos that leaves you so tired?

Jaune: *Blushing* It's... It's a secret.

Glynda: If you don't show me now, you'll be in detention for a whole week.

Moments later

Glynda: Oh GoD!~ How are you so good at this?!~

Jaune: Lots of training. Ugh~

Glynda: Oh FUCk!~ From now on you will train with me too~

Jaune: So I'm not in trouble anymore?

Glynda: Mmm!~ You can do as you please, as long as you give me your big dick. My Oum! Is so fucking good!~

[jauneda1]

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[jauneda1]

This is so wholesome and cute, what a time to be alive