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Au where Emmett gets paired with the class stoner for a school project and they become bestfriends

the stoner is Bella and you’re right they do become best friends

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Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

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the wedding

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Can’t you just imagine in New moon when Edward runs to Volterra, Alice goes back to Forks to help Bella, Rosalie told Edward that Bella’s dead, there’s so much stress and tension…meanwhile there’s Esme taking up a new hobby…

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Alice Cullen from Twilight says “LGBTQ+ rights!”

(Request by anon)

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in this house we redeem all twilight characters from smeyers general grossness

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Charlie Swan, lifting his “adopted granddaughter” into the air for a spin, after being introduced to a literal BABY 3 months prior who his daughter, who now is even more pale and strange after disappearing for a month during her honeymoon, now drops off at his home as a 5 year old that is assumed to be the same child who speaks and acts like a small adult because no one including all of the cullens and the directors and most especially Stephenie Meyer have any semblance of a brain cell: You’re getting big Nessie! :)

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Jackson Rathbone really is out there serving us these Jasper Whitlock Hale/cwboy vibes…incredible

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fuck twilight. am i right, my fellow twilight bloggers

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Merry Chrysler everybody have this

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#jasper vibes

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 dir. Bill Condon (insp.)

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JASPER IS A GUITAR-PLAYING COWBOY ITS CANON NOW