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sometimes my friends send me good reels

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#fav #!!!! #so fucking true

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tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

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(eleven pm voice) what if i wrote a song

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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Hi pookie what is your favourite gen z slang ?

Probably "pookie".

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accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me

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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

#need to draw more land of the lustrous characters... #fav

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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people in high school used to call me "succulent tendril" due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight

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This was a dream I had. Maybe you can tell me what it means

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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hey guys yeah sorry i can't actually hang out today i felt a little sad earlier and have to maintain it like a performance for the rest of the day or else i might think i made it up. because that makes sense you know

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why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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link to pdf 

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean